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I went to see a psychic and knocked on her door.

She said "who is it?"

So I left.
 
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I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon.

Neil before me.
 
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You can't unlick my butthole lemon.
 
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that's just weird tommy
 
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You're the butthole licker, not me.
 
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I got an email from Google Maps saying "We can even read maps backwards" and I just thought, "Wait, that's spam."
 
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Did you know the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
 
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millions of fathers will spend this thanksgiving alone, away from their families.



many of them will not live to see another.
 
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Did you know the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
You know, every time you use your lighter it gets lighter. Until it gets so light it won't light.
 
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi
 
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what do you get when you drill a hole into the bottom of a pumpkin and **** it to completion then put it back on the doorstep
 
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Two antennas get married. The ceremony was ok, but

the reception was excellent.
 
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Y is Thunderbutt bant?
 
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He hit the ****posting speed of light and returned to the womb.

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Of course the decision to ban him was purely political. D-Twat is a quality poster amirite?
 
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Every year—every single year!— when we’re getting the garden ready, I can be sure Dad will say, “I’d like to grow seedless watermelon, but I can’t find the seeds!”
 
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Were you aware that the first french fry wasn't cooked in France? It was cooked in Greece.
 
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Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
 
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