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**bowl of blood** · **141** - 11-05-2020, 08:44

your vote counts

**Edofnor** · **142** - 11-05-2020, 09:11

my vote does more than count, it divides

**T-Dawg** · **143** - 11-08-2020, 14:42

Farting in a packed elevator

It's wrong on so many levels

**bowl of blood** · **144** - 11-09-2020, 22:38

so is raping a man on a packed elevator

**Dr Dance** · **145** - 11-11-2020, 09:16

I bought a toilet brush the other day. I still prefer to use toilet paper.

**LawnDart** · **146** - 11-11-2020, 17:29

I have a bidet toilet seat..not a joke but thought I would share

**T-Dawg** · **147** - 11-11-2020, 19:23

I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid

But he won't listen

**T-Dawg** · **148** - 11-13-2020, 17:55

2 years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf

I haven't heard from him since

**T-Dawg** · **149** - 11-13-2020, 17:56

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?

He goes under cover

**T-Dawg** · **150** - 11-14-2020, 06:28

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian

It was the least i could do for him.

**Dr Dance** · **151** - 11-15-2020, 10:18

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.

**T-Dawg** · **152** - 11-20-2020, 15:38

Midwives deserve a lot of respect

They really help people out

**T-Dawg** · **153** - 11-25-2020, 16:26

I ate a kids meal today at McDonald's

His mom got really mad

**Dr Dance** · **154** - 11-25-2020, 21:45

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

**bowl of blood** · **155** - 11-26-2020, 08:59

you know they use jewish foreskins in the meat at mcdonalds ?

must be doing something right

**Edofnor** · **156** - 11-26-2020, 10:30

u kno it's actually gentile foreskins harvested in "routine" genital mutilation at american hospitals

**bowl of blood** · **157** - 11-26-2020, 10:42

is that a dad joke? very funny haha

**Edofnor** · **158** - 11-26-2020, 11:32

it is in the sense that ur dad is a joke if he let it happen 2u

**T-Dawg** · **159** - 12-01-2020, 21:24

I'm done with being a people pleaser

If everyone's ok with that

**Dr Dance** · **160** - 12-01-2020, 21:38

There is a lab in Canada that has bred monkeys to love Doritos. They call them chipmunks.