What hot *****es?
Obi you've been living in a co-ed dorm for 4 months, and haven't got laid yet. The nerds are getting worried.
Sure the reputation, the convertible and the belt all helped at Queen's, but now it seems like those things made you. A real player works with what he has. But not scoring without the convertible, doesn't look good bro. Doesn't look good at all.
Not that you ever scored with top shelf females. But surely getting laid in a co-ed dorm isn't impossible is it?
Is it? I mean it's like been four fukless months man ...
Why don't you call your parents, ask them to spend some jewgold on leasing a bmw? That way you can trick your target crowd of dumb goyim whores into thinking your successful and get your dick wet again. It's worked for you before, what are you waiting for?
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