Next stage of life

Rayn said:
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
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take out a LTC policy in your late 30s or 40s and dont worry about nursing care
 
Rayn said:
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
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or maybe dont be a shit parent and they'll love u
 
The Magical Zoo said:
chances of OP story being real: 19%
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I was working in Japan for two months, met this girl on Tinder, we were hanging out around Yokohama - after returning home, she came to visit me for 2 weeks in the USA. She went home two weeks ago and we kept talking, now she is saying her stomach hurts and she took a test yesterday that came back positive. Right now she's got a 3 year old from her old marriage. So long as the none stop BJ's keep coming everything will be OK.

As far as her taking advantage of the situation - i don't think so - I don't earn very much $$$, live in the ghetto, and drive a 15year old Hyundai Elantra. She's a contractor for back-end web development and runs a property management business with 2 employees.

I'm reading that the chances of miscarriage skyrocket after 40 - which is a good thing maybe a 50% chance. Bad thing is if this kid goes full term there's a down-syndrome chance of 1 in 100.
 
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My house is in a continual state of deconstruction. Refinishing the pine staircase now. Thread to soon follow.

She'd said she had trouble conceiving and needed one of those artificial implants or whatever. I thought I was good2go with pumping her full. I should've known that my seed would be so tenacious. Sometimes I even impress myself :)
 
I guess she just wanted to go to America and get big American penis, because Japanese man, they have such small penis.

You big American man with such large penis fill womb full of baby. Much baby be had.
 
Rayn said:
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
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so what you're saying is, you're enjoying marriage? :D
 
shes really into BDSM and she likes to role play as the HR manager and I'm the distracted and always late slacker employee and I have to go to her office every day to talk about work place discipline - but then things get out of hand. She really enjoys torture by ice cube and digging her nails into my back until it starts to bleed.

I really think this is the lady I want to settle down with - she just gets me.
 
KingSobieski said:
shes really into BDSM and she likes to role play as the HR manager and I'm the distracted and always late slacker employee and I have to go to her office every day to talk about work place discipline - but then things get out of hand. She really enjoys torture by ice cube and digging her nails into my back until it starts to bleed.

I really think this is the lady I want to settle down with - she just gets me.
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This bitch is pegging you, isn't she?
 
almost positive this is the same guy who made a thread on trying desperately to land a minimum wage job only a few months ago

from jobless basement dweller to father in a few months

interesting
 
Why work? Get a wife, a couple of kids. You make 30 grand a year off of welfare. More than what they can make working.

What is the incentive to go to work?
 
Rayn said:
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
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