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41 - 12-15-2017, 08:48
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porg are the new ewoks, but I don't care
 
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so in the force awakens han goes to light speed inside the freighter in the millennium falcon
but in this movies chic engages light speed and takes out a fleet....

did the freighter he abandoned get wiped out too?
 
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You need to stop right there mister, Star Wars is a little children's movie.

that's why they made it two hours and thirty two minutes long

now go take your six year old niece to it because Star Wars is also not for little boys anymore.
 
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Star Wars is made for kids at Disney World. I think many kids will fall asleep in the movie. I almost fell asleep at the end because it was midnight and I was tired. I barely remember the ending. It's 2.5 hours of non stop orchestra music.

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so in the force awakens han goes to light speed inside the freighter in the millennium falcon
but in this movies chic engages light speed and takes out a fleet....

did the freighter he abandoned get wiped out too?

No, they just shot out of the hangar bay through the open port.
 
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Open Port eh?

 
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light speed inside <planet, other ship, etc.> annoys the **** out of me. In A New Hope Han talks about how it's not like "dusting crops boy". I hate how they messed it up in the new movies.
 
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I usually love all the Star Wars movies and defend them against haters but this one was awful. Everything was easily predictable and straight forward, the dialogue was terrible and extremely corny... much much more. Worse than the phantom menace unfortunately
 
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Kinda related. Dude tears down a death star toy. I'm subscribed to this channel.
How does this DEATH STAR speaker FLOAT!? - YouTube
 
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I usually love all the Star Wars movies and defend them against haters but this one was awful. Everything was easily predictable and straight forward, the dialogue was terrible and extremely corny... much much more. Worse than the phantom menace unfortunately
yikes. Worse than pod racing? Worse than the annoying kid winning a space battle on his own? Worse than Jar Jar?
 
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The prequels and episode 7 and stuff have lowered my Star Wars standards to rock bottom.

That being said, I really enjoyed this movie. I thought it was fun.

Lots of witty lines and humor that were cracking me up.

"Ok yeah, that really is nowhere." -Luke etc...

#1 reason I enjoyed this movie: There was no death star.

I have watched 3 Star Wars movies that had death stars as the main objective they had to overcome, so going into this one my criteria was "No death star = Me happy".

The red salt was a well-thought-out beautiful and poetic metaphor. Very creative.

There were moments that kicked extreme ass in my opinion.

Spoiler


For me there was only one truly ****ty part of the whole movie that left me thinking WTF?

Spoiler


I thought it was a fun and enjoyable movie that many can enjoy and have a good time with. Money well spent for me.
 
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I usually love all the Star Wars movies and defend them against haters but this one was awful. Everything was easily predictable and straight forward, the dialogue was terrible and extremely corny... much much more. Worse than the phantom menace unfortunately
W...T...F...

I call bull**** that you have ever seen the Phantom Menace.

That is an overly flamboyant and ridiculous post.

Even if you disliked The Last Jedi to the maximum degree, there is just no way...

****ing Jar Jar man... No way...

Meesa calling you a liar.
 
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I thought it was ok, one complaint i have though, there is no story arc extending into episode 9.
 
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i think they did a good job figuring out what worked in ep6 and rogue one, and putting those things center stage. namely:

- space battles
- climactic "good vs evil" showdowns
- character building around luke, leia, rey
- MUSIC
- big spaceships and spacetanks

as a star wars film i think it delivered, once a year getting to watch all these iconic images and scenes i grew up watching slug it out is definetly something i want to be a part of.

all the "movie" stuff didn't really work for me, and i'm ok with that. breaking out of the prison, helping the kids, the whole sparking the rebellion (hunger games ??), i rolled my eyes pretty hard at these scenes. as a regular movie it was maybe average, but idk how anyone would expect a regular movie coming into this
 
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Disney is creatively bankrupt
 
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i think they did a good job figuring out what worked in ep6 and rogue one, and putting those things center stage. namely:

- space battles
- climactic "good vs evil" showdowns
- character building around luke, leia, rey
- MUSIC
- big spaceships and spacetanks

They figured that out the first time in 1977


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Disney is creatively bankrupt
This (Hollywood as a whole basically)
 
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Just got back. Hated it. Probably worse than the prequels. Going to sleep on it and see. More later.
 
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enjoyed it for the most part. the dialogue and humor definitely felt too much like a marvel movie to me tho. would have been better if it was a bit more serious. you can def poke some holes in the story telling but it was better than ep7. prob the star wars movie with the most philosophy/meanings.

if you say this is worse than the prequels you need to watch them again. tho i will admit they had some really cool ideas, they are mostly god awful movies. this movie is def very polarizing and i see a lot of people you wouldn't expect loving or hating it.
 
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W...T...F...

I call bull**** that you have ever seen the Phantom Menace.

That is an overly flamboyant and ridiculous post.

Even if you disliked The Last Jedi to the maximum degree, there is just no way...

****ing Jar Jar man... No way...

Meesa calling you a liar.
Spoilers incoming!!

Leia basically dies in space and is shown freezing over instantly following the explosion- then wakes up uses the force for the first time to fly through space back onto the ship then instantly goes into a coma from her injuries? Wtf is that

I was expecting luke to be a projection at the end when he faces ren, that's fine... the brushing his shoulders off was retarded- then him dying at the end from the stress of what he did? Or did he ascend? Guess we never see him fight

They tried to add so many jokes that the whole movie felt like a parody. Starting with Luke throwing the lightsaber over his shoulder.

Killing snoke was cool, but the fight after with the guards was retarded, felt like they tried a kung fu fight scene with various martial arts weapons

Luke is a little ***** the entire movie, not some wise Jedi master

The entire side story about fin and the Asian chick going to find a code breaker was unneeded and completely useless

Many more.

There were cool things too... lightspeed into the ship was badass. I'm glad kylo put muscle on and added a scar to look more like a villain.

Overall it seemed forced (no pun intended) and like the script was written by a high schooler for middle school audiences
 
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mediocre
 
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