Alright, I will bite. This is funny as hell.
Kura, are you truly implying that you lack the basic English comprehension skills granted to a 40 year-old Hispanic house worker learning the language in her free time? Admittedly, the statements were used using a slightly abbreviated form, but surely that wouldn't bar even the least literate from understanding.
When you troll, please try to use statements that do not actively make you sound stupid it really waters down the attempt. If you are attempting to make yourself a target for argument because of the idiocy then I applaud you. That level of mastery of form is given only to a select few who love being a obvious troll.
Please tell me you were not just trying to sound stupid. It will make my day that you cannot actually read(at a 6th grade level).