VeteranXV
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dude I posted like five in a thread where you bet me like $100 I didn't have any and if I posted at least two you'd paypal me the money
don't you remember? you pooned out on the bet like a little faggy ginger
and then have avoided my threads/talking to me since, oh about right now
you're wrong, you welch on bets, you're a ginger and oh yeah chin
gtfo
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VeteranX Contributor
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this is a good thread. keep the convos going.
im going to blow my load soon
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VeteranXV
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hay guyz i'm gonna **** an ex-gf's best friend cuz the ex said im wicked good at eating puss.....can i have your attention too?
i cannnn fuuuuuuuck and have mutliple orgasmz too, somethin like 5% of guys are able to. DURP
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VeteranXX
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obibun is really proud of msn conversations with girls
me too ;D
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VeteranXV
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Get nude pics and post on TW, it's pretty simple
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by electronic_lsd
hay guyz i'm gonna **** an ex-gf's best friend cuz the ex said im wicked good at eating puss.....can i have your attention too?
i cannnn fuuuuuuuck and have mutliple orgasmz too, somethin like 5% of guys are able to. DURP
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I'm jealous of men that can do this. I wasn't even aware of it until somewhat recently. I can barely have 1 half the time.
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VeteranXV
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yeah it really is awesome. usually 3-5 times.
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VeteranXV
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I'm good to go a few minutes after having one.. so that's almost as good as multiple
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by opsayo
obibun is really proud of msn conversations with girls
me too ;D
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VeteranXV
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come play iSketch you fagmongers
iSketch
room TW
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Obibun
I'm good to go a few minutes after having one.. so that's almost as good as multiple
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can you bust as easily though the second time? I can do the same, but each orgasm makes the next harder to achieve.
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Ob lately people have been teasing you about the 4 month dry spell. Suddenly out of the blue we hear of a sexual episode that didn't happen last night, but apparently "recently." Why wait to tell us now Ob?
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Originally Posted by Obibun
I ****ed my 30 year old cute blonde recently and she was awesome
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Sure you did. Of course you did.
When you lie Ob, it throws your player status into further dis-repute. Now I do believe you are a player, just as long as you have your car, and every accoutrement courtesy of Mom. Though with second shelf *****es, you do score. But without 'your' car ... you're on Dating sites.
Oh my
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Last edited by arsin; 01-11-2010 at 01:45..
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ELLEN. SHUT THE **** UP.
stop ruining perfectly good threads
i caught up on this one and thought "oh that was mildly amusing"
then i got to your post
get ****ed ******
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Clambaked5 Contributor
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...after reading your profile seems like you seem to be a bit full of urself aswell...
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Wow... she totally called that one bro. Run. This ***** has your number.
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VeteranXV
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hey look i found his profile.
cant see it cuz you need to reg. damn.. someone bite the bullet for me
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HeyThereLadiess
edit: nm faked an account
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I am gorgeous, intelligent, and a total *******. ;D.
Edit his profile
My Self-Summary
I'll be totally honest, I put this profile up because I lost a bet. I have a whole ton of interests, most of them unbecoming of someone who spends half of the week dangerously inebriated and chasing skirt.
I watch television, movies, play games, I do lots of things.. like everyday normal people.. I also know a lot about computers because I spent half of highschool sitting infront of one (yeah, I was just that cool)
I also like to learn. A lot. Doesn't even matter what. I don't know what I did before Wikipedia nor what I would do without it.
Dating sites aren't really my thing. I'm moreso the kind of guy who just meets people in person..
I'm also known as a bit of a homewrecker. I've ruined more relationships than most people have had.
Oh, I like to **** around a lot with Photoshop.. which is why my profile picture is so awesome.
What I***8217;m doing with my life
I'm a student, and I plan to be a student for as long as possible. Two, three degrees would be nice.. anything to keep me from the real world. I quite enjoy not having any responsibilities, bills, or worries.. so I'd rather keep it up while I can.
Real degrees, though.
I***8217;m really good at
.. pretty much everything, I'm kind of a big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact I'm really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm a nerd so I like pretty much everything. I read far too much when you consider I spend 4 nights a week drunk and chasing after women..
I appreciate good movies, I'm very eclectic in music taste and I'll eat pretty much anything if it tastes good.
I'm really not a picky person most of the time.
Except when it comes to vegetarians and vegans.
I hate vegetarians and vegans.. every time I meet one I make a point to double my meat intake for the next week just to spite them.
The six things I could never do without
- Sex
- The Internet
- Alcohol
- A mirror
- My cellphone
- A toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk.
The most private thing I***8217;m willing to admit here
I can speak French.. in Russian.
(no but seriously I speak a lot of languages. It's kind of my thing.)
You should message me if
this profile hasn't intimidated the hell out of you.
Which it probably should unless you're a gorgeous model who just got a scholarship to Harvard while simultaneously saving orphaned kittens who are being shot at by Peruvian guerilla fighters from a burning building on top of a volcano in the Andes mountains.. or something.
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Last edited by triple; 01-11-2010 at 00:44..
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Veteran++
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Rampancy, you haven't played tribes so two things:
1. stfd
2. stfu
3. you haven't played trives wat r u doing here?
Edit:
This just got interesting.
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Last edited by arsin; 01-11-2010 at 02:07..
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VeteranXX
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Canada?
dude hook it up
I'll hit it for you
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I'm so glad I'm not Obibun.
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