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Here's the story as YOU see it!
In A.D. 2101
Video Card was flying.
BigDevDawg: What happen?
Qix: Somebody shoot up us the Flag.
Frank Rizzo: We snipe Enemy Turret.
BigDevDawg: What!
Frank Rizzo: Shazbot Enemy Generators die on.
BigDevDawg: It's Emo1313!!
Emo1313: How kill you games!!
Emo1313: All Your Dynamix are belong to us.
Emo1313: You blows on the Tribes2 to Enemy Base.
BigDevDawg: What You attack!!
Emo1313: You have no forum to cap frag your monkey.
Emo1313: HA HA HA HA ....
BigDevDawg: ski off every 'Tribes1'!!
BigDevDawg: You write what you skiing.
BigDevDawg: waste 'Tribes1'.
BigDevDawg: For Shazbot MBP.
: Here's the story as YOU see it!
In A.D. 2101
Shazbot was Shazboting.
Shazbot: What happen?
Shazbot: Somebody Shazbot up us the Shazbot.
Shazbot: We Shazbot Shazbot.
Shazbot: What!
Shazbot: Shazbot Shazbot Shazbot on.
Shazbot: It's Shazbot!!
Shazbot: How Shazbot you Shazbots!!
Shazbot: All Your Shazbot are belong to us.
Shazbot: You Shazbot on the Shazbot to Land-Of-Shazbot.
Shazbot: What You Shazbot!!
Shazbot: You have no Shazbot to Shazbot Shazbot your Shazbot.
Shazbot: HA HA HA HA ....
Shazbot: Shazbot off every 'Shazbot'!!
Shazbot: You Shazbot what you Shazboting.
Shazbot: Shazbot 'Shazbot'.
Shazbot: For Shazbot Shazbot.
<b>For Great Justice, Call 555-1234</b>
I just read a story on about Chinese hackers/crackers/whatever finally getting around to hitting U.S. Government sites in some sort of twisted retaliation for their jet sideswiping our airplane. Some of the defacements they left look like they could have come straight out of Zero Wing:
"The Great Chinese Nation Hooray!!!!"
"USA Will Be With Responsibility for the Accident Total!!!"
"Protest USA sell Weapon to Taiwan Break World Peace!!!"
You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see someone get on to one of their websites and leave for them a simple, one-line note:
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us!"
The look of confusion on their faces would make a priceless Kodak moment. I wonder if they'd get the joke.