lol some girl thinks iam a guy at her job on AIM

holy shit this is by far one of the funniest thing ive read on here for months

TOB: URA LITTLE MUCH FOR ME
me: oh come on
TOB: I CAN GET A GUY TO TREAT ME NICER AND GET T O NOW ME BEFORE THEY ASK ME TO MARRY HIM
TOB: U JSUT USING ME FOR SEX
me: no
me: i really like you
me: i was going to tell you at work
me: but i diddnt think you liked me
TOB: IM SURE
me: ;(
TOB: IV BEEN THERE FOR LIEK A YEAR IN A HALF NOW
TOB: U HAD LOTSOF TIME
TOB: AND LOTS OF OPPERTUNITIES
me: yeah but its so much easier to tell you over the internet
me: so incase you say no i dont have to feel stupid
me: right?
TOB: AH NO
me: why not
TOB: THATS CALLED BEING A MAN AND SUCKING IT UP
TOB: EVERY GUY DOES THAT
me: so does this mean
me: i dont get my kiss at work now
me: :[
TOB: WE CAN BE FREINDS
TOB: HANG OTU BUT THATS IT
me: do i still get a kiss
TOB: MAYBE ON THE CHEAK UR JUST NOT WHATI NEED RIGHT NOW
me: oh come on pleaseeee
me: i want to bang you
TOB: AND PLUS IV BEEN TALKING TO MY MAN DAN FOR LIEK MONTHS
TOB: HE A FIREFIGHTER
TOB: 26
me: are u banging him?
TOB: HE TREATS ME REALLY NICE AND HWERE GETTING TO NOW EACH OTHER
TOB: NO NOT YET
TOB: I WANT TO GET TO NOW HIM BETTER
me: if you bang me
me: i'll pay you
me: 100 bucks
me: ???
TOB: im not a slut
me: i know
me: but i'll pay you
me: since u dont wanna have sex with me anymore
me: to have sex with me
me: u'll get enjoyment
me: plus 100 bucks
me: which is good espicaly around christmas time
me: u can use it to buy presents!
TOB: let me think about it ok
TOB: i let u now on sunday
TOB: i wokr then
TOB: ok
me: u'll let me know at work?
TOB: ill deff fuck u
TOB: yup
TOB: got to think about it
TOB: cause i can use the money
me: listen
me: if its a yes
me: just kiss me
me: dont say anything just kisss me
me: and i'll know its a yes
me: okay?
me: but make sure its on the lips and i want some of that tounge!
me: =)
me: oKAY!?
TOB: OKAY
TOB: im talk to u on sunday abuot it
TOB: night

Wow.

my god man thats fucking classic, you just turned her into a prostitute...btw props on the name bustincider

so now i guess we wait till sunday night for her to IM me and say YOUR NOT MIKE and see where it goes from there

she's not gonna try and kiss him, you've already wigged her out she'll figure it out by then no girl is that stupid

well even if she doesnt try to kiss him, shes still gonna tell him she'll take the 100 bucks for sex

imagine ur standing there working and some girl u work with comes up to you and says i thought about it, i'll take 100 bucks to let you fuck me

imagine mike is like oh shit pays her the 100 bucks

ahahhaha

good save after she got all angry

Nice save!

SilverX said:

Nice save!

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i concur...wow...TWHOF thread right here!
cant wait to see how this ends

Comedy Gold!

Snapple said:

well even if she doesnt try to kiss him, shes still gonna tell him she'll take the 100 bucks for sex

imagine ur standing there working and some girl u work with comes up to you and says i thought about it, i'll take 100 bucks to let you fuck me

imagine mike is like oh shit pays her the 100 bucks

ahahhaha

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Irishknight said:

You pushed it too far too fast, now she's gonna go into work and kick mike in the balls instead of kissing him...

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that would still be fucking funny as hell , she just walks in and kicks a guy in the nutz at work, boss is like "WTF why did you kick him in the sack" she is like "cuz he was asking for a rimjob on AIM last night" :rofl"

Snapple said:

well even if she doesnt try to kiss him, shes still gonna tell him she'll take the 100 bucks for sex

imagine ur standing there working and some girl u work with comes up to you and says i thought about it, i'll take 100 bucks to let you fuck me

imagine mike is like oh shit pays her the 100 bucks

ahahhaha

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bro you are the fucking man. i just read this from start to finish and it's comedy gold. every time id read a line i'd think...... OH MY GOD i cant believe he just said that then she comes back with an: "OK you can ravage me cause i COULD USE MONEY rofl: )" fucking classic















btw, "do you fuck as bad as you spell?" was the best line of the entire thing

thats discounting, i love it

she can spell dislexic but not disgusting

shit man, just went through the whole thread... funny stuff

a++ would read again.

dammit, I hope we are still a go for Sunday after this.

Dyslexic. So no, she can't.

This could have been much better, you started out GREAT, then you just got stupid with the harassing shit. Oh well, a good read.

Definately a good read.
But it was pushed a little too far, would have been better if you played along until sunday, then have her come back and be like "WTF"?

regardless A++