Fancy Cat said:
that would have been classic
nah, i didn't get drunk at the bar. my buddy was having girl problems of his own, and was in a shitty mood, so we just left the bar and went to his place and got slammed.
i have only puked from drinking like 3 times in my life. i rarely get to that point.
Lethal_E said:Indeed. All for equal rights except when it sucks lol
And next time bro, don't wear your academy uniform. I'll have to pass this post to my little brother (USNA class of 09)
Fatty Cat!!!Fancy Cat said:yeah it didn't really fit like it used to either
time to buy a new uniform, one with some more "girth"
Mangina said:fancy thread w/o pics
Excel said:Fatty Cat!!!
ive never laughed so hard at anything in tribalwar ever.loop said:good story overall
i know all too well the feeling of needing to poop -NOW....
had a similar nasty situation once where i was cramped up so badly i thought i was going to shit myself no matter what - and i was stuck in traffic. just as i get to a point where my ass was in so much pain from being clenched so hard i just wanted to give up and shit myself, the traffic started moving finally and i made every light back to my apartment....
and as i sped into the lot i remember about the speedbumps that wrench your kidneys anyway at 3 mph - going over at 25 sucked a lot... screech into my spot, get the keys out and smoooooothly unlock and open and run upstairs into the bathroom when i realized halfway up the stairs that i might just not make it and i start undoing my belt and getting ready to drop trou as soon as i make it to the bathroom but at the last step my foot slips and i go headfirst into the wall at the top of the stairs, fall over, roll onto my back.... struggle back to my feet make it into the bathroom and SOMEHOW my ass made it to the toilet before exploding....
i came out of the bathroom with blood on my forehead and the smell of a 7-day-old-decomposing satan behind me.....
but what a smile....
insidious said:ive never laughed so hard at anything in tribalwar ever.
im crying
loop said:if you thought that was funny, elmariachi had a much, much better story...
wish i had the link... anyone have it? best poop story - evar.
though i gotta say this one by Fancy Cat (tm) is killer- mine's nowhere near as good - his involves girls, money, poop, alcohol, black people.... sheeeeit....
Evil Light Bulb said:is that the one
Spoilerwhere he shit on a mexican whore