Good story. This combined with the stories from FC/Ayz kind of paint a picture. Akuma is a good guy and all but basically cares about getting himself laid...all the time. Next time drop all the bullshit and exaggeration and just hang out with your friends (and don't act like a frat kid on spring break at a bar). Also, if your buddies are shelling out hundreds of dollars to fly cross country to visit you, don't nickel and dime them and don't make them pay for drinks for myspace whores.