VeteranXX
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dave the way you write **** always cracks me up.
i still cant beleive you didnt know what to do bob... i always thought this **** came naturally to people, esp since youd want to do **** like this with a hot chick anyway...
oh well,
just live and learn from what you did.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by War
I remember when I ate ***** when I was a kid. I asked her if she had mexican for lunch. She said no, why? I said cause you smell like a soft taco. She got mad, got up and put her pants on. I quickly covered my ass by saying, "Atleast I didn't say crunch taco" She apperantly did not find the humor in this the way I did and left. Too bad she could not drive though... ahhh well, she was a dumb **** anyway.
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good god, that was a ****ing retarded thing to say. I was never that stupid growing up.
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VeteranXX
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i dont know how big of a loser you have to be to not even know to use your tongue
that being said, even a monkey would be able to figure it out in about 1.5seconds.
also
one gf i had didn't use her tongue. to be honest, i liked it better that way.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Metropolis
This is what happens to people who spend their childhood sitting inside playing video games and posting on message boards.
Throw your ****ing computer in the trash and go learn how to live you fool.
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Dunno man, that floppy drive sure looks good. Back in my day, our computers were easy. They had 5.25" floppies, not these tight 3.5" ones they have now a days.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Kwago
good god, that was a ****ing retarded thing to say. I was never that stupid growing up.
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Ya, I am sure you never said or did anything dumb when you were a kid. I was doin this chick for 9 months, and finally got her to let me eat some. Oh well, turns out it did smell nasty, time to move on to cleaner and better things.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by War
Dunno man, that floppy drive sure looks good. Back in my day, our computers were easy. They had 5.25" floppies, not these tight 3.5" ones they have now a days.
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This guy is a prime example of the market for pc powered sex toys. He's gonna need them.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Metropolis
This guy is a prime example of the market for pc powered sex toys. He's gonna need them.
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GOD, you guys suck. No one has a sense of humor anymore
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VeteranXV
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Man, I love lips... especially when they get put that tasty lip gloss **** on...
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VeteranXX
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DAMN some of you need to get out more
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by x0lent
Man, I love lips... especially when they get put that tasty lip gloss **** on...
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I always enjoyed it much better when they had not lipstick/gloss on. I loved the soft lush lips, could not stand those real thin ones.
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VeteranXX
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i realized that. i like it when the girl puts her tounge in my mouth. but some reason guys always end up with theres in the girls
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VeteranXX
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i like any set of lips as long as they're around my cock
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Vlasic
i like any set of lips as long as they're around my cock
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Well it sounds like this guy may need some practice.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by War
Well it sounds like this guy may need some practice.
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**** that. I wouldn't let this virgin anywhere near my cock.
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by Vlasic
i like any set of lips as long as they're around my cock
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any, vlasic? :browsmile
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by War
Well it sounds like this guy may need some practice.
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yeah, hard to get to the cocklips point if the kissing isn't down right
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by Metropolis
**** that. I wouldn't let this virgin anywhere near my cock.
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So you let males who aren't virgins around your cock?
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by greeny
any, vlasic? :browsmile
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:head:
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VeteranXX
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Well I killed this thread, with the help of the Pickle and an EVIL Rapture member
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