OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)
- Thread starter Sircle
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These jokes are addictive.
omg... Fucking nasty! I love it, keep up the good work.
Originally snipped & ripped from:The Hun's Yellow Pages
Bumper Stickers 2
1. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
2. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
3. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
4. The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
5. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
6. Illiterate? Write For Help
7. Honk If Anything Falls Off
8. Cover Me I’m Changing Lanes
9. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
10. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
11. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
12. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
13. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
17. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong...
18. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!!
19. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
20. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Bumper Stickers 2
1. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
2. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
3. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
4. The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
5. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
6. Illiterate? Write For Help
7. Honk If Anything Falls Off
8. Cover Me I’m Changing Lanes
9. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
10. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
11. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
12. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
13. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
17. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong...
18. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!!
19. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
20. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
A man stops his car in front of a little girl standing at the side of the road and asks " little girl, would you like to go for a ride with me?" the little girl agrees, and their off.
The man asks " Little girl, would you like to stop and take a walk in the woods with me"? Again she agrees, and their off.
As it starts to get dark the little girl says "Mister, its getting dark, and these woods are wierd, Im scared"! The man replies, "You thing YOUR scared, I gotta walk outta here alone"!
The man asks " Little girl, would you like to stop and take a walk in the woods with me"? Again she agrees, and their off.
As it starts to get dark the little girl says "Mister, its getting dark, and these woods are wierd, Im scared"! The man replies, "You thing YOUR scared, I gotta walk outta here alone"!
[MoM] Gort
Veteran XX
Seen on a bumper sticker:
"Fat people are harder to kidnap."
"Fat people are harder to kidnap."
Hehe, dead babies are funny. That's why I like to think about them while I have sex.
-SpecK
-SpecK
I don't know about you all, but I am not down with these racist jokes.
zatooolman
Banned
But you are down with OPP right ?
Ruthless dude...
[MoM] Gort
Veteran XX
Disc.Oh said:
TX, near DFW