VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by RebelToRumble
hey
This ad was at the bottom of TW when i read this page.
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Holy ****!
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by Ender
Yeah no ****.
To think that it won't happen to you is naive these days in these times I guess.
We both only had one partner prior.
****ed up fo shoa.
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That's how it rolls. You can **** around as much as you want and be fine, but it only takes one. One break and the GF gets totally wasted and screws a random guy, one time you can do the same and screw a random girl. One ****ty ex who weasels his/her way back into the respective pants.
Thank you for re-validating why I will wear condoms even with BC until I'm married or when I know she can be trusted. Also I should get tested as well to make sure I'm clean, I know I am but having a nice medical record for it helps for peace of mind.
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VeteranX
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I'm SO lucky - I banged like 30 chicks, mostly without rubbers, before I got married and never got anything - not even an itch or a drip. woohoo! in hindsight i was a retarded mofo, but I made it through the minefield so I won't complain!
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Veteran5
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Based on everything I have seen from herpe medication ads the one thing I've learned is never EVER get in a canoe.
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VeteranXV
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This thread would be more interesting if it's not only true but Ender comes bck negative with herpes. Then see how the inevitable break-up will go then.
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VeteranX
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Originally Posted by thejyav
Based on everything I have seen from herpe medication ads the one thing I've learned is never EVER get in a canoe.
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VeteranXV
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You forgot to mention doing yoga or riding a bike.
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by Ender
Got cheated on recently?
Some of you are pretty insecure.
It's quite fun to watch though.
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Lol she cheated on you!
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Viral Penis is GO!
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Tribalwar Staff Contributor
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you can wear that 7k watch around your dick to cover the sores.
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Tribalwar Admin Contributor
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Originally Posted by Ender
I had this open cut on my dick, weird thing. I even talked to her about it and said it's like an open cut and I probably got it from masturbating with sticky hands
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ender
I probably got it from masturbating with sticky hands
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Originally Posted by Ender
masturbating with sticky hands
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VeteranXV
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I missed a few pages. When do you go in for the test?
Or do you need to wait till you get symptoms? I am not wise in the ways of the crotch crickets
Also: sorry to hear
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VeteranX
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Ender has herpes??!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
couldn't have happened to a better guy. Good luck ever getting laid by anyone else now you nasty ****ing douchebag.
2 years? She is a ****ing cum dumpster most likely, she has likely been cheating on you the entire time you two were together. I wonder what kind of nasty mother ****ers she was banging to give her herpes.
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Tribalwar Admin Contributor
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if he had herpes for 2 years he'd have had some outbreaks
which means if he has herpes he probably caught it recently
which mean the woman caught it recently
but haven't they been dating a couple years now?
uh oh
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Veteran++
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enjoy taking valtrex for a long long time
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VeteranX
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Originally Posted by Rayn
if he had herpes for 2 years he'd have had some outbreaks
which means if he has herpes he probably caught it recently
which mean the woman caught it recently
but haven't they been dating a couple years now?
uh oh
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She would never cheat on him man. He has a $7000 watch, what else could she possibly be looking for in a man?
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Crazy HookerX Contributor
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Serves you right. Enjoy spreading your filth around to every other person you sleep with. Your dick is probably gonna grow warts and fall off.
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rayn
if he had herpes for 2 years he'd have had some outbreaks
which means if he has herpes he probably caught it recently
which mean the woman caught it recently
but haven't they been dating a couple years now?
uh oh
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Nuh uh dude, it's Mathematically impossible, HE CHECKED.
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Veteran5
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Originally Posted by Osiris
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That my friend is Herpes Simplex type I ... like 70% of people in the US have it. Also commonly known as the 'Cold Sore' ...
What the Original Poster is talking about is Type II, Same thing but picture the sores on your dick or vagina.
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VeteranXX
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please change his title to "mathmatically oh shi-"
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