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Here is a good article on women and winter-time masturbation.
It's OFN and from Cosmo.
Tune into the female brain, brothers.
1. Maybe I should put on another pair of socks ... and a sweater and a coat. I'm pretty sure I can find my vagina once I can get under these two pairs of tights. It'll be like searching for a spare stick of gum in a Birkin bag, but whatever.
2. It'd be pretty cool to have another human here for body heat right now. I don't want to have anyone over, but even just having someone come over and press their warm body against mine while I masturbate independently of them would be so tight right now. After that I guess we could also watch a movie or something, but ideally just the body heat and then leaving immediately thing.
3. These blankets are so binding. This is why people don't usually have sex under five quilts unless by "sex" you mean "two bodies smushed together by the weight of fleece blankets one of their grandmother's bought them."
4. How long do I have to leave my hand under my knee before I can masturbate without feeling like I'm touching my clit with an ice sculpture? Apparently, the answer is "until I'm not even turned on anymore, and now I just want to go drink tea and eat chips." Great, now my knee is cold and I have to turn myself on again.
5. OK, now I'm too hot. I need to take off a couple layers at least because the body heat from all this sex stuff has made me feel like I'm in a hot yoga class, which is cool because you know what makes sex really good? Taking a bunch of unnecessary breaks.
6. How is it that my vagina, head, neck, and torso are warm, but my legs are still cold? Maybe I just need to get a Tinder boyfriend only for the winter. I'll update my profile later with specifically that and get 40 creepy responses within minutes, but I have to try.
7. If anyone walked in here right now, they'd think I was a pile of blankets with a ghost under them. Even I'm creeped out by the shifting blankets over my vagina right now.
8. This vibrator isn't great, but I don't feel like getting out from underneath the covers to get the fancier one. Honestly, I should've thought of that before. That's on me. I shall press on.
9. I kind of want to use lube, but if I get it on my covers, I'll have to spend, like, five hours washing three sheets, a heavy blanket, and a comforter. All of which take forever to dry. Not worth it.
10. Great, I'm coming/gross, I'm sweating. Aaaaand I have to wash all my blankets anyway because they're sweaty. Is it spring yet?
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