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- 07-11-2020, 09:00
So many people these days are judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
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- 07-11-2020, 09:03
I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad.
He wanted to be a millionaire too.
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- 07-11-2020, 09:05
Steve Jobs would have made a better President than Donald Trump.
But that's comparing apples to oranges.
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- 07-11-2020, 09:11
I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can also write other words too.
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- 07-11-2020, 09:13
My teenage son treats me like a god.
He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.
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- 07-14-2020, 12:30
I'm a man of few words.
Maybe if I read more I'd have a larger vocabulary.
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- 07-14-2020, 14:01
What do you call a hen looking at lettuce?
Chicken sees her salad.
Ill be here all week folks. Tip your waitress.
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- 07-15-2020, 15:54
Is "buttcheeks" one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
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- 07-15-2020, 15:56
All garden gnomes have a red hat.
It's a little gnome fact.
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- 07-17-2020, 16:00
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
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- 07-17-2020, 16:02
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still don't jog.
This is a running joke.
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- 07-17-2020, 16:04
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas
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- 07-21-2020, 09:34
A wounded dog limped into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the one who shot my paw."
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- 07-21-2020, 10:45
Finland has closed all its borders.
No one will be crossing the Finnish line.
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- 07-23-2020, 09:46
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help.
But I stand corrected.
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- 07-23-2020, 19:50
This is a true story:
I've done my share of housework over the years, but I don't do floors.
It's beneath me.
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- 07-25-2020, 23:52
Here is one of my favorites.
Tell someone to say "Knock knock".
When they do, ask "Who's there?" and enjoy.
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- 07-26-2020, 00:05
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- 07-27-2020, 18:21
What borders on insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
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- 07-30-2020, 19:44
My son Luke loves that we named our kids after Star wars characters.
My daughter Chew.bacca not so much.
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