[Official] My NYC story SuicideTaxi-style
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glen akuma could have asked me weeks in advance to plan to nyc part if he didn't have the means as you say. basically akuma trolled me on this forum saying that he had a ton of connections in nyc that he wouldnt be able to use if i would show up because he was afraid what i might tell them or something.
its cool tho glen keep being an apologist.
its cool tho glen keep being an apologist.
WeRe-|WoLf|-
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All accounts of this trip justify my instinct to never read Akuma posts.
^^^
He completely diss'd everyone in the group by only getting fancy cat in the club, people who went to NYC to party with him over the 4th weekend, and they are repaid by a guy acting like a douchebag whos totally clueless as to whats going on.
KittyCat
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I will give due credit to Rayn for calling out Akuma for being this way and trying to warn Fancycat to stop sucking his dick. There was a period last month where akuma made a stupid ass thread and rayn told Fancy to stop defending him.
I also jumped in on this with a few other people, but no one listens because Akuma is a "nice guy". Lesson learned we were right.
I also jumped in on this with a few other people, but no one listens because Akuma is a "nice guy". Lesson learned we were right.
There were people other than AkumA there, I had fun with them. :shrug: Besides these trips all read the same every time anyway:
1. 50 people say they'll go, but only the same 10 show up
2. Stories of antics are posted
3. Half the people reply about how lame it sounds, the other half say they would've gone if they'd known
no one listens to you because you're a stupid faggot
KittyCat
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i caught a homerun last night by AkumA - Page 6 - TribalWar Forums
http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?p=13271366#post13271366
^^ Typical people saying hes a faggot and telling fancy to avoid him
^^ Typical akuma defense
http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?p=13271366#post13271366
^^ Typical people saying hes a faggot and telling fancy to avoid him
^^ Typical akuma defense
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Overall, sounds like it would have been a fun trip... And if getting to the east coast wasn't such a bitch, I probably would have been down.
Would have dug haning out with pretty much everyone, hell I'd even like a chance to have a few beers with that fat jew fraggle again. Yeah he's as much of an ass as he is here, but from what I remember about TW:W, Fraggle is still good people. I have to give a little bit of some props to FC, it seems you took as much as you could from this weekend, and from what little interaction I've had with you in the past (UVA 8) it seems I didn't quite give you as fair a shake as possible. And at some point would dig hanging out again if it ever comes up.
Akuma, take your head out of the pussy for a second, and look around you stupid fucking twat. A whole bunch of good TW people show up and decide to spend a weekend hanging out with your ass. And as far as I can tell, the only complaint any of them had for the whole weekend was you. Get ahold of your self you stupid fuck.
Would have dug haning out with pretty much everyone, hell I'd even like a chance to have a few beers with that fat jew fraggle again. Yeah he's as much of an ass as he is here, but from what I remember about TW:W, Fraggle is still good people. I have to give a little bit of some props to FC, it seems you took as much as you could from this weekend, and from what little interaction I've had with you in the past (UVA 8) it seems I didn't quite give you as fair a shake as possible. And at some point would dig hanging out again if it ever comes up.
Akuma, take your head out of the pussy for a second, and look around you stupid fucking twat. A whole bunch of good TW people show up and decide to spend a weekend hanging out with your ass. And as far as I can tell, the only complaint any of them had for the whole weekend was you. Get ahold of your self you stupid fuck.
Dangerdoggie
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Is all this shit going into the book or Tribalwar the Movie?
First one, then the other.
i actually realized the same thing rayn did and came in the thread to post it
but rayn did first
i really don't believe akuma is as stupid as he wants everyone to believe
the 'spending joe's money from his wallet on drinks for everyone and then lying about it' story pretty much solidified that one.
people who are 'nice but stupid and egotistical' don't do things like that. people who will shit in your mouth if it will push a $2 bill out your ass do.
but rayn did first
i really don't believe akuma is as stupid as he wants everyone to believe
the 'spending joe's money from his wallet on drinks for everyone and then lying about it' story pretty much solidified that one.
people who are 'nice but stupid and egotistical' don't do things like that. people who will shit in your mouth if it will push a $2 bill out your ass do.
My Epic NJ Story would go like this: (to save time telling a story I typed entirely in cliffs)
I got to get driven around and see New Jersey, I saw a street sign in a shitty ghetto that said "No Playing Ball"
Hot jersey waitress was retarded, people in New Jersey are retarded and pronounce Gyros the sandwich the same way you would pronounce Gyro like Gyroscope not like a normal intelligent person would pronounce it like the word Euros
People in Jersey cant fucking drive
I was in with the hot Jersey chick all day everyday on Friday and had her buying me drinks at the bar everyone hated she said and I quote "I want to get you drunk" and it was awesome
then her boyfriend showed up to the bar unplanned, instant paradigm flip the world just completely changed on me and that was over
fancy cat slapped me in the face for some reason I dont recall
I woke up saturday morning in a house where I didnt know where I was, in a city I didnt know the name of in a state I had never been to and had a whole 12 hours experience there with a phone that was dead. Of course I had been left there alone with the hot jersey chick, who told me she asked me to get in a bed and tried to wake me up but I was just so loaded I dont remember any of it and didn't comply at all and slept in a chair.
much complaining done by all because people were having a shitty time which I was totally unaware of because I was a) totally hammered and b) had a hot girl to hit on all night so I didnt pay attention (or care probably).
talking backwards, we did a lot of it
everyone wants to go to NY, I dont, akuma doesnt, I plan to stay for a day in NJ with akuma while everyone else goes back to NY. People come to their senses and stay in NJ (absolutely the right choice IMO)
Saturday night bar was fun like everyone said, I didnt have as much fun this time around because Jersey Girls boyfriend is there right off the bat, I have no interest at all in any of the other girls we are with and I have no desire to try and pick up a girl that is just random at the bar. Glare and others dance with the no standards duo while I get wasted and wander around spending $11 on a fucking redbull vodka "sups fancy cat want a redbull vodka, okay 2 please" $22 please ::I proceed to bend over and get fucked by bar prices::
Hancock is a terrible movie, Akuma wont take me to a store so I can buy a razor and a bar of soap, Service in Jersey is terrible and the waitress called Mike and I fags because we ordered the exact same meal and then split a plate of fries and onion rings.
awesome sushi house we went to is awesome, Hoboken roll a lot better than I could have imagined a roll named Hoboken could be
goto a bar and the 3 best topics in the world to talk about come up all night 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) Tribalwar forum personalities, Yuengling beer is on tap and is not nearly as great as I had been lead to believe
last day mike parks in a pastors reserved parking spot "sups im a pastor" while we eat breakfast
we drop excel at newark airport at noon, then drive to laguardia to drop of F. Cat and Glare, I got to see New York and Yankee Stadium(s) and the brooklyn bridge and all kinds of awesome things on the drive. We drive back to newark airport to drop me off becuase my flight was at like 6pm, I catch an early flight out, Excels flight is delayed so much that we actually end up on the same flight back to ohare (sups owned)
I called a cab and he nearly ran some black ghetto bitch carrying her baby over with me in the car, she goes "OH NO U DIIENT" and he flicks her off and drives around her
I get home, the end
I got to get driven around and see New Jersey, I saw a street sign in a shitty ghetto that said "No Playing Ball"
Hot jersey waitress was retarded, people in New Jersey are retarded and pronounce Gyros the sandwich the same way you would pronounce Gyro like Gyroscope not like a normal intelligent person would pronounce it like the word Euros
People in Jersey cant fucking drive
I was in with the hot Jersey chick all day everyday on Friday and had her buying me drinks at the bar everyone hated she said and I quote "I want to get you drunk" and it was awesome
then her boyfriend showed up to the bar unplanned, instant paradigm flip the world just completely changed on me and that was over
fancy cat slapped me in the face for some reason I dont recall
I woke up saturday morning in a house where I didnt know where I was, in a city I didnt know the name of in a state I had never been to and had a whole 12 hours experience there with a phone that was dead. Of course I had been left there alone with the hot jersey chick, who told me she asked me to get in a bed and tried to wake me up but I was just so loaded I dont remember any of it and didn't comply at all and slept in a chair.
much complaining done by all because people were having a shitty time which I was totally unaware of because I was a) totally hammered and b) had a hot girl to hit on all night so I didnt pay attention (or care probably).
talking backwards, we did a lot of it
everyone wants to go to NY, I dont, akuma doesnt, I plan to stay for a day in NJ with akuma while everyone else goes back to NY. People come to their senses and stay in NJ (absolutely the right choice IMO)
Saturday night bar was fun like everyone said, I didnt have as much fun this time around because Jersey Girls boyfriend is there right off the bat, I have no interest at all in any of the other girls we are with and I have no desire to try and pick up a girl that is just random at the bar. Glare and others dance with the no standards duo while I get wasted and wander around spending $11 on a fucking redbull vodka "sups fancy cat want a redbull vodka, okay 2 please" $22 please ::I proceed to bend over and get fucked by bar prices::
Hancock is a terrible movie, Akuma wont take me to a store so I can buy a razor and a bar of soap, Service in Jersey is terrible and the waitress called Mike and I fags because we ordered the exact same meal and then split a plate of fries and onion rings.
awesome sushi house we went to is awesome, Hoboken roll a lot better than I could have imagined a roll named Hoboken could be
goto a bar and the 3 best topics in the world to talk about come up all night 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) Tribalwar forum personalities, Yuengling beer is on tap and is not nearly as great as I had been lead to believe
last day mike parks in a pastors reserved parking spot "sups im a pastor" while we eat breakfast
we drop excel at newark airport at noon, then drive to laguardia to drop of F. Cat and Glare, I got to see New York and Yankee Stadium(s) and the brooklyn bridge and all kinds of awesome things on the drive. We drive back to newark airport to drop me off becuase my flight was at like 6pm, I catch an early flight out, Excels flight is delayed so much that we actually end up on the same flight back to ohare (sups owned)
I called a cab and he nearly ran some black ghetto bitch carrying her baby over with me in the car, she goes "OH NO U DIIENT" and he flicks her off and drives around her
I get home, the end