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1. No women unless they are 9 1/2s or higher.
2. No moochers who eat up all the snacks and drinks.
3. No inane conversations while the game is in progress.
4. No interruptions. All cel phones must be checked at the door, and turned off during gameplay.
5. No blowing up the bathroom with excessive stank.
6. Be on time. No one will be admitted after the game starts.
7. No children. Leave them with a babysitter.
8. No pets. Leave your servals, boa constrictors, and gerbils at home.
9. No flames (for each other) while the game is in progress.
10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.
 
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yeah you'll be alone superbowl sunday
 
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thats the dumbest **** i ever heard
 
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thats the dumbest **** i ever heard
 
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zoptard

**** thread

**** poster

Kevin these bananas are bruised.

Dancin' Fool etc.

 
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Thread...uh, wait what happens when you start your car and it makes that god awful noise that sounds like a gunshot?
 
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Thread...uh, wait what happens when you start your car and it makes that god awful noise that sounds like a gunshot?
Usually people duck a little.
 
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this thread is now about ducks





 
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we're roasting a pig
 
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you can tell zophartoh doesnt have friends

i mean you could tell before but this helps
 
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I have skipped parties the last few years.

Its the last football game for 9 months, Id rather watch and enjoy it.

Really the NBA and NHL seasons are useless, so all I have to watch until April is the EPL and college basketball.
 
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I'm thinking about getting caught up in MLS this year
 
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Remind me to never party with you.

I'm hiring a stripper, and get a bunch of blow and booze.

The blow is going to be brought out on a silver ****ing platter.

And the stripper is going be be naked just watching the game with us.
 
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Usually people duck a little.


duck to uncle buck
 
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Is that a Mercury Montego?
 
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This is one show where I look forward to the TV ads.
 
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thats the dumbest **** i ever heard
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1. No women unless they are 9 1/2s or higher.
2. No moochers who eat up all the snacks and drinks.
3. No inane conversations while the game is in progress.
4. No interruptions. All cel phones must be checked at the door, and turned off during gameplay.
5. No blowing up the bathroom with excessive stank.
6. Be on time. No one will be admitted after the game starts.
7. No children. Leave them with a babysitter.
8. No pets. Leave your servals, boa constrictors, and gerbils at home.
9. No flames (for each other) while the game is in progress.
10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.
i think the only rules we're going to abide by are 8 and 10. 8 because anyone with pets can leave them alone for 6 hours or so, and 10 because the game is at 6:30pm

the kids will be asleep

otherwise it's a ****ing party, not a mass
 
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Why settle for Uncle Buck when you can just have Candy...
 
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My only rule is no sticking your dick in the mashed potatos.
 
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