[official]the nyc story every non-troll wants to read told by fraggle

aka identity-confused douche claiming to quit college after posting to TW forums for 10 hours a day to go to his six-figure job
 
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SuicideTaxi, it was law school, not college, when are you going to remember that one

I'm in Manhattan today for work, is that believable to you?
 
i just wanted to see what you're willing to believe

i just ate an omelette, do you think that is true? I got here on the Acela Express....are you ok with believing that?
 
Does Akuma even live in NYC? is this confirmed yet?
Even an "asshole new yorker" wouldn't get blitzed and tackle newstands on Broadway while the sun is out.
 
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fraggle said:
akuma decided to rip a few garbage cans that were chained to a building off of the building. while ripping them off he yelled WOOOO at the top of his lungs. people started yelling at him from out the windows of these buildings, but akuma didnt care. he just started cackling and running forward. as he'd approach new people, akuma would raise his shirt to flash them while yelling out OOOO or WOOO or CHECK IT or some other retarded nonsense phrase. after flashing a good 10-12 people, he decided to threaten to stab some people. one of these people was a ghetto looking black girl. "IM GONNA STAB YOU NIGGER," he yelled, and she started chasing after him finally giving up after half a block. akuma then started doing cartwheels... 3 of em. we were finally right at the train station when akuma approached a row of newspaper metal lockboxes, then proceeded to tackle them, dropping 3 to the ground. mind you the sun is still out, its like 8:20pm and theres a ton of pedestrian traffic in the area. akuma got up and was bleeding profusely from 2 spots on his leg. awesome.
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lol
 
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