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Plasmatic
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21 - 05-17-2018, 04:08 PM
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Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a horse thief biting routines
 
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Mr Jimmy Pop
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22 - 05-18-2018, 06:02 AM
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Was Sarah Jessica Parker involved it anyway?
 
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easilyodd
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Wasn't this an episode of Keen Eddie?
 
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Esteban_Villa
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24 - 05-19-2018, 08:11 AM
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I'm not sure but it was the first thing I thought of when I woke up the other morning
Yeah jerking off Kentucky derby winners.

Tv was on as I wanted some white noise.not sure what abc had overnight
 
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Elvis Hitler
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Thoroughbred horses have to be made from a live cover, i.e.red hot horse on horse sexxx.

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Esteban_Villa
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Yeah but by stealing some of that precious seed you can create a new lineage "out of nowhere" by winning all the small time events you can to arbitrarily up the value of said new lineage's stock.
 
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covenant
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In the navy I knew a guy named Horse.
Seaman Horse we called him.
 
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Here is the official testing procedure:
1) You need to get a horse dick strap-on and a horse tail butt-plug (rainbow)
2) Get a tub of sour cream at Costco
3) Get some horse hoof slippers/shoes
4) Get some hollow dried coconut halves
5) Take off all your clothes
6) Install butt plug
7) Put on horse dick
8) Put on horse feet
9) Drive to the mall
10) Slather yourself with sour cream
11) Run into the mall and find the escalators
12) Go 'round and 'round and up and down the escalators making horsey clip-clop noises with the coconuts
13) Say "Mr Horsey! Quit spraying me with your horsey jizz!" and other such things. Every time someone looks at you say "Wanna ride?"

Report back when able...

Ready go
 
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JuggerNaught
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29 - 05-20-2018, 06:37 AM
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Back in the day on the farm, gramps had this Limousin bull named Romeo. It was a top breed bull. HUGE...stood about 6' at the shoulder, probably weighed 3500lbs or better. He was such a good example of the breed and good breeding stock that gramps tried to 'rent' him out for stud service but he was too big, he would break cows backs. So gramps started selling his semen...and had this old guy from the next town over that specialized in 'collection'

There are some things the eyes can't unsee....
 
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Elvis Hitler
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I bet you still jack off furiously to the memories
 
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