wtf tongue-kissing

herbtown said:
you would think, with all the help available to just simple life experiences...whether simple relationships with your parents, siblings, and strangers...and hell, even TV...you could figure out how to kiss rather than be frozen with unawareness...

u already failed bob...frag is right...u gay...
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well shit, no wonder herbtown is such a fucking pimp. look how he practiced his frenching techniques.
 
herbtown said:
sooo close but no cigar yet.....blah, at least i'm good with my mouth :p
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so far the only way she's able to blow is if I'm spooning her from behind while giving her a good rub...hard work but damn was she happy
 
Tribalbob said:
well shit, no wonder herbtown is such a fucking pimp. look how he got his start.
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yah, it's called jerking off to solid gold at age 8 and having no cleanup....

man u seriously have to ask us how to kiss?

kiss my ass for starters BOBBIE
 
Vlasic said:
so far the only way she's able to blow is if I'm spooning her from behind while giving her a good rub...hard work but damn was she happy
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yah same, cept my arm/hand/wrist tires out...and she's too pussy to touch herself in front of me....so say welp, u will cum if u do....obviously u dont wanna....lolz
 
Any girl worth more than just her hole wouldn't walk away in that situation...if it makes ya feel better. Practice makes perfect though so take advantage of those sluts next time. If one of them pulls that shit again just punch her in the tit and walk away.

- R
 
ya my bud had a hookup and he let me have it

even better is sipping on some makers mark while enjoying it

good shit.
 
Wow, this thread is comedy gold. I read the title and thought "tounge-kissing? Is this going to have pics of someone sticking out their tounge while someone else kisses it?" But no, someone was actually referring to the art of French Kissing or...Making Out, as it were, and that me promptly do this:

:roller: :roller: :roller: :roller: :roller: :roller: :roller: :roller:

I do have some advice to you. Doing the same thing is always boring. So, when a gril gets agressive on you and starts licking your uvula, kind of hold back a bit, let her get her share. Kind of make circle on her tounge if you have enough room. When she starts to pull back out into her mouth, go in tenetively. She'll start thinking you don't know what you're doing...and at that instant, BAM! KNOCK HER DOWN with your tounge, like, shove the entire beast in there and let her have it. And then suddenly stop and play with her teeth, and then act like nothing happened.
 
kissing was 7th/8th grade for me....after that i was laying my chest on bewbz and fingering for a year....then i stuck it in and found out why i like females so much....

warm wet pussy mmmmm...
 
The thread title made think "omg gay"


and the thread itself didn't dissapoint :lol:

Even if you don't know how to, it takes about 5 seconds of experimentation to learn
 
SSJBejiita said:
i dont really drink tho :\
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damn are you serious?

thats too bad, one of the best things about a cigar is having a good drink to go along with it

you should start.
 
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