[official]the nyc story every non-troll wants to read told by fraggle

I think we all know someone like him. I personally have 2 friends who have identical personalities. Very likeable (at first), good with women, but really have no concept of what it means to be a true friend. Constantly exaggerating things, promising things they can't deliver, being unreliable.

I keep these 2 guys at a safe distance because I know I can't rely on them as friends. I just call them when it's time to go have some fun, and of course I *never* go anywhere with them if they have planned it because I know it's going to be bullshit.
 
I wouldn't have minded doing some touristy stuff

I've seen all of it, but at the same time you guys didn't really get to see some of the stuff I take for granted. fragz story is spot on for the most part. i think the weirdest thing for me was how snakes slithered away from the group on a random block in NYC...tricksy
 
I think I met snakes but I'm not sure. Some dude from Fallen| let me drive his car and bought me some beer at UVA2.

He was friendly but a bit weird. I dunno who else it could have been from fallen so it must have been him.
 
yeah that was him

he literally fuckin disappeared

im walking with all the guys as mike is fuckin flashing half of NYC(and pre-teens) and i turn back around to see if anyone is gone, and sure enough hes nowhere to be seen
 
well to his credit, it sounds like getting the fuck away from a liability like akuma wasn't the worst idea

but i trust fraggle, if he thinks he's a fag he's surely a fag, fraggle actually likes everyone, for the most part
 
pretty much spot on but you left off the next 3-4 hours

also i had 4 liters of optimator, i was pretty drunk after that though (i did have 3 tall blue moons and a shot at the applebees prior though)

the mike part was spot on except you didn't really convey the sheer number of people he ran up to, pulled his shirt up at and "freaked" in the street.

he was nuts

i tried to calm him down. I even told him i was going to kick his ass if he didn't act right.

after the newspaper metal box tackle into the street with cars running by in broad daylight, i decided you were right though.

i didn't want to ditch him, but it had to be done. for his own good.
 
Hellraiser did score a strippers phone number and then got propositioned by a US Air Marshal
 
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Hellraiser did score a strippers phone number and then got propositioned by a US Air Marshal
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i missed that

hellraisr calmed me down that night i was pissed (you weren't there for that)

i was about ready to rip someone's head off
 
So there are now two, long front page threads lambasting Akuma. I can't wait to see the spin.
 
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