So saturday night
My friend and i make some plans;
there are 3 parties, 2 groups of girls want to kick it with us. Ends up we re-direct one group of girls to a party and plan to kick it with the 2nd group.
So here i am at home waiting for his call back - im there with my siblings watching movies. Eventually it becomes 2 AM.
So i call a few people, cant produce anything, i call my friend, doesnt answer his fone.
Then i call this girl, one of the girls from group 2. First time calling her ever, called her, talked for a quick sec, my friend picks up the fone.
I tell him:
You're a bitch. What the fuck are you doing? Where the fuck are you? Whe the fuck didnt you call me?
friend: i'm at Jason's house, my fone isnt with me, its on the charger.
Me: No excuse, there's no fucking excuse. This is bullshit, you were supposed to call me before you went anywhere, before the bitches came. There's no fucking excuse for this shit. How the fuck are you gonna hit me with that twist? That's the biggest twist of the year. Thank you for the first twist of the year. This shit is bullshit.
friend: blah blah why are u talking about this:
me: im telling u how i feel about this bullshit.
friend: ok you told me, theres no new point
me: there is a point, i want some kind of explanation for this bullshit. Biggest twist of the year, including last year. Why the fuck are you gonna hit me with that twist?
friend: i dont even want to talk to you right now-
me: so you're gonna hit me with that bullshit twist and then hang up on me?
friend: no, i'd rather talk to you tomorrow, i'll talk to you tomorrow, blah blah-
(i hang up).
This is the biggest bitch move anyone can do - these are 2 bitches we've kicked it with before, and one is feeling him, the other is feeling me. He tells me the bitches are ON THEIR WAY, and that he'll call me "any minute now", then doesnt call back at all until i magically manage to reach him thru one of the bitches' cell fones. At which point i find out he's taken them to the other homie's house when he told me all night they were coming to kick it with us.
That's a bitch move, took the bitches to another friend's house. The ONLY explanation there is is that the bitch that liked me magically ended up NOT liking me, and said it to my friend, such that my friend said "ok i'll produce another friend for u to hook up with". Even then, there's NO fucking excuse for him NOT to call me back all fucking SATURDAY night. Thus i wasted a saturday night that i could've been FUCKING some other bitch.
So in conclusion, for retaliation i am able to and can easily steal ALL of my friend's bitches. They've all liked me at some point and/or thought i was cute but i never showed interest because i let my friend go for them.
I was planning on waiting until tomorrow to see what the fuck he comes up with, and go from there....
your thoughts?
edit:
Also, i've never EVER done any TYPE of this shit to him. I've NEVER hit him with any kind of twist like that. And lately he's hit me with a few minor ones before this.
I'm sick of this shit, this was the last, and biggest, straw.
Another option is that from now on i can easily never let him have the 'good looking' girl from the clique. More than once i have just because he saw them first, but every time they meet me 2nd they always drop hints that they'd rather get with me instead.
Maybe i let his head get too big, i dunno.
Man, I dont even trust my friends when it comes to girls to hook me up. If we meet them both at the same time I've got their number, I call them and hook up with them myself. Dont ever let your friends do the work for you to get chicks, if you want it done right you have to do it yourself. You sound like me and my friends when we were 18 and 19, now we just let the bitches go to whoever they want.