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Semen Quality Linked to Intelligence : Discovery News

"Dec. 15, 2008 -- Past studies have linked an individual's intelligence to his or her height, cardiovascular function and longevity, but now a new study suggests semen quality may be added to that list, since it also appears to help predict the level of a man's intelligence.

She and her colleagues analyzed data gathered on thousands of U.S. Army veterans enrolled in the Vietnam Experience Study conducted by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control in 1985. Out of 4,462 study participants, 425 provided semen samples that were scientifically evaluated at the time.

The men also took five I.Q.-measuring tests. Arden's team used computer analysis to study that data, along with the semen determinations. The researchers found that a man's intelligence positively correlated with three key indicators of his semen quality: sperm concentration, sperm count and sperm motility.

The findings have been accepted for publication in the journal Intelligence.

Like beauty, Arden believes intelligence is both a fitness and a summary trait, meaning that our perception of it is comprised of many different components. Braininess is additionally influenced by a person's environment, quality of education, health care, dedication to studies, accidents and illness that could impair thinking and more."
 
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the problem with all these retarded studies is that they often forget correlation != causation and while A->Z may appear consistent, its really through A->B->C->D->E...->Z.

let us once again quote the chart borne of the noble pastafarians and his holiness the great fsm
 
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the problem with all these retarded studies is that they often forget correlation != causation and while A->Z may appear consistent, its really through A->B->C->D->E...->Z.
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The researchers found that a man's intelligence positively correlated with three key indicators of his semen quality: sperm concentration, sperm count and sperm motility.
 
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the real question should be.

Who the **** gave these "scientists" funding for this ****?




(What was their goal, semen samples used as college admissions criteria?)
 
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why didn't they ask the Vets here I mean we all have superior jiz amiright?
 
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i love giving semen samples
 
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this bodes well for LGBR
 
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Would you like a tissue? (Why?) You gon' need it
for the cum up in your nose babygirl cause you suckin my cock
Ain't a question now, it's a guarantee
They say I think I'm the ****, well apparently
But you won't hear words like "Marry me"
Only thing you gonna hear is, suck it or not
 
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Sir Lucius
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Maybe high stress causes lower sperm count and poor IQ test results.
 
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She and her colleagues analyzed "data" gathered on thousands of U.S. Army veterans
 
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Artemis Pockels
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the problem with all these retarded studies is that they often forget correlation != causation and while A->Z may appear consistent, its really through A->B->C->D->E...->Z.

let us once again quote the chart borne of the noble pastafarians and his holiness the great fsm
thank you for your insightful knowledge on this area of research

i am sure that scientists continually forget something that morons like yourself constantly point out
 
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you want some of my sperm, ladyluck?
 
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