VeteranXX
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I thought you said you were done.
I'm pretty sure you did.
What gives?
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VeteranXV
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oh, scared to swing now?
I thought it was positively hilarious about how I had nothing going for me
and yet
you hesitate to extrapolate on that point
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VeteranXV
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take a swing big man
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VeteranXV
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and all around the world is silent
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VeteranXV
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you see, in terms of life, fun, joy and its various successes, I am the ****ing 300lb, muscles raging, sinews bursting, 7 foot tall mother****er in the bar. I win the game of life. I've been pumping metaphorical ****ing irons since the day you hit puberty.
you want to sit at a table and laugh about me amongst yourselves, slap yourselves on the back and congratulate eachother, go ahead, that's what losers do
you want to step right up to this guy and tell him he's an *******, he's going to lay you out
allow me to lay you out
please
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VeteranXX
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I'd rather watch your struggles with alcohol and the cognitive dissonance you possess.
But to get the ball rolling, you jump across the pond multiple times per year on somebody else's dime to stick it to a single chick, have no form of employment, and as far as I can tell, no ambition to change that, and to top it off, a pointless degree.
And don't get your panties in a bunch, bro. I've got other things to do besides make posts about you, or even think about you. I'll get around to making fun of you online, eventually. Chill.
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VeteranXV
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here let me retort
I'm charmingly good looking, I speak four ****ing languages, I've successfully completed a degree from a prestigious university despite outrageous accounts of alcoholism and generally not giving a ****, I'm exceedingly well traveled, I've ****ed more and greater women than the average man ever will 10x over, my current girlfriend and likely future marital partner is not only beautiful and smart but will likely be so successful that she outearns me, and my job earns me close to $30/hour despite the fact I consider it a passing interest as something to do before more education
and of course most importantly I'm sitting on a mountain of rep looking down at a bunch of sad jealous losers of the internet
if there ever was a king of this forum, it would be me
you've started the ball rolling, now please give it another kick
feel free to tell me about yourself. who the **** are you?
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VeteranXV
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you see, if we were in person and without the guiding barriers of the internet, I doubt you could even approach and talk to me without a pants ****ting feeling of general apprehension and fear
I am such that there is an aura around me all times. people gather in my presence, people yearn to receive my good graces, and women get nervous in my ****ing presence
I am become Death, the destroyer of hapless ****ing nerds.
next
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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of course most importantly mountain of rep
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VeteranXV
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the worst thing one could say about me, and likely the thing that bothers me the most in life currently, is that the glass jar of rice on my shelf contains ****ty regular store-bought herpy derp rice rather than genuine basmati
the only reason I possess this rice is for accompanying various dishes of curry, and yet, I faltered and accidentally bought 2 x 1kg of regular rice because it was on sale
and I can't just ****ing throw away 2kg of rice
you have no idea how much this eats at me, no pun intended
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VeteranXX
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If you acted like this in person, pretty sure I'd still tell you that you try too hard.
Because you do.
Agreed on the rice though. Go for the good stuff.
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VeteranXV
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Damn, when I left for the gym this thread was still only 9 pages.
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VeteranXV
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If you ever met me in person "kazan" we'd be 20 feet away, you sitting at a quiet table among your cocksure awkward friends complaining about how all women were sluts, and me standing at the bar, the boisterous, loud, enjoyable drunk who every crowds around to hear his stories and enjoy the warm and friendly glow he creates simply by existing
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VeteranXX
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mrrrraahahahahaha
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VeteranXV
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one of my friends once took me by the shoulder and drunkenly pointed out to me that whenever I entered a room, people started smiling and laughing more, having fun, being at ease
it never occurred to me before that that my influence was literally a ****ing spell aura
the simple idea that entering a room and not instantly improving the mood was something I didn't think was possible, because it had been my life. but apparently being able to do this is something of a unique occurrence
I literally radiate ****ing sunshine
spills out my ass, as it were
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Veteran++
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Obibun
does it grind your gears that I'm more e-popular than you despite the fact you feel superior
not to mention how much better my entire life is
despite a life full of ****ing hot women and being awesome, I even beat you at the internet
does that grind your gears
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Quote:
Total Posts: 33,343
Posts Per Day: 9.39
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you have 442 rep
dunno how the **** works cause i lurk more than i post
but unless im wrong roughly 1/75 of your posts receives +rep.
or roughly once a week.
thats really not something to write home about.
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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obibutt my gf would **** your dick off in front of me
im vastly outgunned here
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VeteranXV
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thanks for the weirdly creepy statistics Dr. Math
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Obibun
please define pretty much nothing going for me
I invite you
here's my chin, take a punch you e-brave dip****
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LOL dang the rage
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