Swensonator
Veteran X
That sucks.
And here's another one since Two Towers is now on:
Where the fuck were the Nazgul between Weathertop (I think?) and the Dead Marshes?
I mean
A lot of time passed.
Were they just sitting around pulling on their spectral dicks? Frodo puts on the ring to escape Boromir, so they should know exactly where he was.
I think they're just sitting around in Mordor for the most part, making steamy orc on necro pornos.