This post is retarded in so many ways, it's almost not worth pointing them out.
But I will.
1) Your spelling and grammar is horrible, but that's the obvious one.
2) Who the fuck cares if you lost a spare car key? Unless you are driving a mercedes with $300 electronic laser print keys, it might cost you 5 bucks to get a new key. You have better odds of winning the lottery than some random person finding your keys in one state AND your car in another state AND then stealing it.
3) No one is getting "their ass landed in jail" for underage drinking. Worst case scenario, EVEN if the cops catch him with liquor in his mouth, is a ticket. After the fact, they will just chuckle at you for even mentioning it.
4) Accusing you of something is not a crime. You would have to prove damage to your reputation that caused you to suffer financial damages, assuming you're not guilty. Since you are nobody special, I'm sure this didn't cause you to lose your job or lose an election, etc. Given the circumstances, accusing you is entirely appropriate.
5) You are a tard.
6. using the enter key is not a crime