Guess Trumps Weight

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bowl of blood

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• Sep 28, 2020

• #21

Captain Tele said:

biden would also be that fat if he could still chew or digest whole foods

not just medicated pudding cups and jello

if his iv bags could reach out to a fast food joint

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why wasn't he that fat 10 years ago then?

 

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Skipperlipicus

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #22

look at examples of the worlds fattest / largest man from the early circus days.

compare those photos to americans today.

 

amRam

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Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #23

bowl of blood said:

why wasn't he that fat 10 years ago then?

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My guess is they've had him on a high fat low carb diet for many years to slow the mental decline.

 

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bowl of blood

Contributor

• Sep 28, 2020

• #24

as usual the problem is racial integration. blacks invented bar b q and fried chicken as well as diabetes and when these foods were introduced into white culture the american waistline never recovered.

 

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Dr Dance

Veteran X

• Sep 28, 2020

• #25

He's all muscle. have you ever seen him throw his weight around?

 

cael

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #26

HumDumpin said:

280 pounds

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i just can't wrap my mind around that dump truck

 

Brasstax

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Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #27

you want to sleep on that ass like a pillow, don't you? "C'mon Trump daddy. Just a little fart. Just a taste. Pleeeease? Yummy yummy. I love the taste of Daddy Donald's farts"

 

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Captain Tele

• Sep 28, 2020

• #28

bowl of blood said:

why wasn't he that fat 10 years ago then?

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good question

i can't answer

 

Brasstax

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Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #29

I would put money on Melania having her own bathroom. With an electronic keycard on it so that he can't even sneak in there. Ever.

 

Flash

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #30

Message brought to you from Cumdumplins basement

 

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Captain Tele

• Sep 28, 2020

• #31

biden and him are having a lan party

only see the sun ten minutes a day

during breaks between handlers/feeders

 

cael

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #32

easy back it up bring it back come rewind

double d top, 43 inch behind

booty duty onion booty

baby do your dance drop it like a hot potato

 

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groov

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #33

her name was mona

 

Brasstax

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #34

I think he has the presidential go-bag back there. Or, maybe a "went" bag

 

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SecretSquirrel

Veteran XV

• Sep 28, 2020

• #35

His weight will not be an issue of his office. It will not be released.

 

Plasmatic

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Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #36

dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt

 

havax

Super Genius

Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #37

trump is overweight!

we must impeach!

 

Brasstax

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Veteran XX

• Sep 28, 2020

• #38

The extra weight doesn't get in the way of him getting shit done, that's for sure. His list of accomplishments is impressive in light of the fact that the house, the media, certain states and the left in general have been such total assholes about his election.

 

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StapleMammal1

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• Sep 28, 2020

• #39

Brasstax said:

The extra weight doesn't get in the way of him getting shit done, that's for sure. His list of accomplishments is impressive in light of the fact that the house, the media, certain states and the left in general have been such total assholes about his election.

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President Donald J. Trump's accomplishment list archive. | MAGAPILL

 

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HumDumpin

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Veteran XV

• Sep 29, 2020

• #40

cael said:

i just can't wrap my mind around that dump truck

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Its an adult diaper so his poops dont roll down his pant leg