I created a "Home Movie" DVD of my family's Summer trek to Hot Springs, Arkansas (Menu screen has Bill Withers singing "Lovely Day" whilst 6 chapter windows actively show the contents).
I coated a 6ft long X 4foot high 2"-square-tubular firewood rack with several layers of a vinyl-polymer sealant.
I broke down my lawnmower in order to repair my pull-cord which I completely yanked out last week whilst mowing the lawn.
I played with my 2-year-old daughter. We colored. We stacked wooden blocks. We tortured the cat. We went outside and abused the swingset.
I went and bought two bottles of wine. I also drank them starting at 3pm today
I repeatedly acted as a diversion when my wife needed to be free of our 8-month-old daughter--including diaper changes.
I am jacking off furiously in front of the computer awaiting your mean-spirited replies now that the rest of my family have gone to bed...oh yeahhhhhh....