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Rayn
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341 - 04-25-2012, 11:14
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Originally Posted by RedMeat View Post
wasn't that the guy who pretended to be a lawyer and emailed Rayn? Rayn then replied, quite humorously and in many more words, to **** off.
you're thinking of this guy: She Made Me Mad, Now You Get To See Our Pics [NWS] by MaxxCarnage - Page 23 - TribalWar Forums
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Greetings from Internetsville intimidating anonymous MySpace stalker!

My name is Anthony 'Rayn' Maio, formerly of the ABBA cover band 'Three Blind Swedes', now doing business from the sunny shores of New Zealand, where might makes right. As you can imagine, we here at Tribalwar.Com take legal action VERY seriously, and I was pleased as punch to pass your concerns onto our legal department for review so we could best determine how to police the Internet. After my lawyer, an hornery Maori man by the name of Wilson, poured over your e-mail for several hours, I was informed that he cannot read. I read your letter to him slowly, making allowances for time to try and decode your broken English and poor grammar, but he still didn't understand your point. After several hours of frustrated grunting and intimidating facial expressions from Wilson, I was able to communicate your message to him through interpretive dance, the native language of the Maori people. After Wilson stopped laughing, I told him that this letter was for real, but he didn't believe me. The more I assured him that the Internet was serious business the harder and harder he laughed until he suffered some kind of shooting pain in his abdomen. As it turns out, Wilson had ruptured his appendix and required immediate surgery.

After he regained conciousness, he detailed for me a series of cunning legal stratagem in primitive pictograms he feels are certain to stunt any action taken by the law firm you have at your beck and call against our site. I also suspect he's been eating his own feces from his bed pan, so I think he means business.

Under his counsel, we've outlined a comprehensive plan of ignoring any quasi-legal voodoo threats we receive from potential enemies of the motherland. That being said, I'm afraid I can not comply with your request to reveal our outline for the remedy you seek nor can I discuss the unflattering sketch Wilson has just drawn of you and your amatuer pornstar cohort for reasons of national security, but trust me when I say the wheels are really turning here at Tribalwar.Com. We will advise you and your law firm when we've taken the appropriate action or my next bowel movement, which ever occurs first.

Best Regards,
Anthony
 
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RedMeat
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342 - 04-25-2012, 11:18
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you're thinking of this guy: She Made Me Mad, Now You Get To See Our Pics [NWS] by MaxxCarnage - Page 23 - TribalWar Forums
lmao, that was it. Thanks (even though it wasn't the same one).
 
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MiNiOn
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343 - 04-25-2012, 11:18
I remember that... lol
 
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Diablo Escobar
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Old
344 - 04-25-2012, 11:19
could seriously do without people calling relatives and employers, i'm honestly terrified of this place
 
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Falhawk
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Old
345 - 04-25-2012, 11:21
I think it was Zombee who contacted Col pretending to be a lawyer about TW donations or something
 
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Boomerman
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Old
346 - 04-25-2012, 11:37
I remember that letter. Great stuff.
 
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347 - 04-25-2012, 11:55
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certain individuals on here have given me no choice by accusing some account of being my smurf
LOL
 
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darkpiece
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348 - 04-25-2012, 12:00
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could seriously do without people calling relatives and employers, i'm honestly terrified of this place
 
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MiNiOn
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Old
349 - 04-25-2012, 12:07
^^ s/be in someone's sig
 
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350 - 04-25-2012, 12:10
ya i dont get it

he had 2 quit bc some1 accuse him of smurf when he not smurf? (but really he smurf)

also

i think lost in this is the great two-fer that has occured with scoobysnack rage quitting 2

gg
 
 
Diablo Escobar
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351 - 04-25-2012, 12:13
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what is rofl about that post
 
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352 - 04-25-2012, 12:14
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Did it really go to court? Or did the guy just make himself look like an ass
so you want to become a cop you say...
 
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Spxnge
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Old
353 - 04-25-2012, 12:17
the obvious solution to this problem is to quit your job and collect welfare

what u gonna do now
 
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Al'Muktar
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354 - 04-25-2012, 12:21
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so you want to become a cop you say...
no, tbx joined the military, and aims to join the popo when he has a tour under his belt

I'm grudgingly coming around to the concept that he may have grown up a bit

skysnipe though? hahahhaa
 
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darkpiece
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355 - 04-25-2012, 12:21
High level frisbee does exist, my club team tests vertical, 40m, serpentine, and beep test. Some elite club players run NFL combine-like numbers.
 
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Rayn
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Old
356 - 04-25-2012, 12:23
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High level frisbee.
 
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Vanster
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Old
357 - 04-25-2012, 12:24
I think Fluffyrice should weigh in on this thread.
 
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darkpiece
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Old
358 - 04-25-2012, 12:25
lmfao hi level frisbee
 
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HelenKeller
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Old
359 - 04-25-2012, 12:26
yeah man, my cousin is working on a full ride frisbee scholarship to UC Santa Cruz
 
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MiNiOn
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Old
360 - 04-25-2012, 12:26
I agree.

and rayn
 
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