in this thread, i will post the life story of tribalwar's own gon

the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.
 
that too

i won't argue with him about that, though

he is not the only one who doesn't understand the redeeming qualities NGFM often displays accidentally
 
that too

i won't argue with him about that, though

he is not the only one who doesn't understand the redeeming qualities NGFM often displays accidentally

The only thing I can think about his redeeming qualities is that he, like Jon from Garfield, is consistently kind and aloof.

But, I mean NGFM is so far out of the loop he has ceased being human.
 
he already did
oh shit.... really? ive read this thread from page one and somehow i missed it. i saw the guy that was giving gon shit many years ago posted but i didnt see gon.

btw- if you dont mind answering, whats his new login name?
 
Part IX





One day in an applied psychology class, for the first time in his life, Gon spoke to a girl! Soon after they had sex, just once, and it wasn't great. Thus begins and ends the sex life of Gon to date.



:lol:
 
the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

Yea but he never posts it in exactly the same way. He alters his posting method,the wording, and it always ends up being equally ridiculous. It's like a mastery of the hoe playbook.
 
the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

well i love when NGFM riffs about foreign fucks, marriage, the look, etc.

but it's when he just runs with a small piece of a discussion and expounds on it into great detail that really gets me.

like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluid levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

that shit's gold.
 
it was very tough to figure out what gon's new name is

i had to spend a lot of time thinking about what i would do if i were gon
i thought that was BS. seriously!
 
like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluids levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

i almost forgot about this one :lol:
 
well i love when NGFM riffs about foreign fucks, marriage, the look, etc.

but it's when he just runs with a small piece of a discussion and expounds on it into great detail that really gets me.

like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluid levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

that shit's gold.

lol

There's some threads that you know he'll be getting into. Any thread criticizing NBA = foreign fucks. Any type of marital advice, any type of relationship advice are open game.
 
and you're probably going to want get an oil change and maybe a tire rotation so make sure you enter that in the maintenance log.
 
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