thanks reddit
Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car
A.get in the car
What has 2 legs, 2 arms and is still refusing to make me a sandwich?
My Wife
Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers
Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live
John has 32 cookies he eats 28 of them what does he have
diabetes
Mommy, Mommy! What’s a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month
docter docter i have worms in my garden
i dont care cant you see im busy
you are doing youre nails.
what did the toliet say to the robot ?
I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS I !!!
knock knock
whos there
immigrents
go away !
doctor: u look look like the walking dead
man: i just have a cold
doctor: oh yeh, im not a doctor, im a builder
who am i ???
i can make brown stuff.
i put my face on the toylet.
i might be disgusting.
so who am i…
i am your butt
ridiculace
I don't check reddit or 4chan and I refuse to
so this thread is fine by me