The Magical Zoo
Veteran XV
oh my god that video is the most horrible thing ive ever seen
props to the guy who charged and tried to stop him, he almost made it
someone transcribed what happened via text in that thread that brass linked
0:08 - Picks camera up to affix to head and show weaponry. Rifles, shotguns, magazines, visible kneepads and camo: "Let's get this party started."
0:30 - "Remember lads - subscribe to PewDiePie"
0:40 - Starts up car, GPS says "Turn right at the Hills Drive(?)" Fingerless gloves are visible.
0:50 - GPS: Turn left at X, then the same left towrads the city drive.
1:14 - Driving - Begins playing "Remove Kebab."
3:10 - Stops car. He mumbles, turns down the radio, turns camera to his face, makes a grimace. Sits quietly until 3:38 when he turns the music back up. He sits and listens until...
4:15 - Fiddles with his rifle, turns the light on, it has a strobelight sort of effect.
4:20 - Starts driving again, saying something inaudible.
4:52 - Another song begins, eastern europeany marching tune?
5:02 - Arrives at mosque, drives down long driveway and parks so that he blocks off the driveway.
5:57 - Gets out of car with rifle immediately after arriving.
6:00 - Goes into trunk, grabs shotgun. Still mumbling inaudibly but he sounds chipper.
6:28 - Walks past person leaving mosque and into the gates of the mosque.
6:35 - Two men are standing in front of the doors, he shoots at both of them. They go both down, one crawls away but is shot again. He drops the shotgun and switches to the rifle. It says "14" on it twice as well as "kebab remover" and other stuff.
6:56 - He enters an open area and fires freely, people are crowded in the corners to hide. This is an ineffective strategy. He checks the corners as he fires into the corner with the people. Lots of people die.
7:02 - Legitimately heroic act as guy tries to tackle him, but fails and gets shot down.
7:14 - He changes magazines. Moaning and guttural screaming in the background.
7:24 - He reenters the open area after checking the entrance and shoots at people hiding in the other corner. Lots of people die.
7:38 - He's just firing indiscriminately into the pile of bodies in the corner at this point. There's probably people playing dead in the piles. Occasional yelps from the pile.
7:54 - New mag, still shooting into the pile of bodies. This honestly looks like "No Russian" from Call Of Duty.
8:24 - Notices someone playing dead, shoots him. A man runs from the exit and apparently makes it, the shooter fires a few bullets towards the doors.
8:35 - He runs towards the exit, picks up one of his magazines from the ground. He walks over a couple of dead bodies and carefully exits with his gun up. He starts sprinting when he sees no one is there.
8:58 - He shoots at someone who is pretty far away. He heads back to his car where we hear the Waffen SS Choir remix - most faniys for being used by live internet streaming superstar @Null as a stream intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlGSEl97-Jc&bpctr=1552619837
9:26 - Goes into his trunk, which he left open, strangely, and drops his current rifle to the ground in exchange for one with a larger scope. Says "Bitch" and runs back out the sidewalk and towards the mosque.
10:15 - Fires at a person in the distance towards the mosque. Says something like "Looks like you won't get the bird today boys."
10:30 - Back to the mosque. Loud moans from the people inside.
10:45 - Not sure what's going on with the music but it's apparently being played from his person now, I believe he may have grabbed his phone from the car. Still listening to the Waffen SS Choir remix.
10:46 - Back into the open area with the piles of bodies. He shoots a guy that was sitting up and probably others.
11:00 - Just shooting corpses like an exceptional individual.
11:46 - He exits the mosque and fires at a woman fleeing. He hits her from like 30-40 feet away. The woman falls down near his car and begs for her life, he walks right up to her and shoots her.
12:13 - Arrives back at car, as soon as he does, "Fire" by Arthur Brown starts playing.
12:26 - He pulls off. "You'd have thought that was planned"
12:50 - Shoots at his own car's front window with pump action shotgun. Doesn't break, drives forward, tries again, nope.
13:26 - Shoots the passenger side window which instantly breaks, tries to fire again, gun doesn't fire. He drives off.
13:45 - Driving fast and breathing hard. New music, don't know what it is. Honks his horn at a crosswalk, driving wrecklessly
14:20 - Laughs, says something like "Mags(?) go down instantly." Driving carelessly down the middle of the road between cars.
15:00 - He mumbles, something about something he list. "Shit happens."
15:05 - "Left one full magazine back there I know for sure. Possibly more." "Had to run along in the middle of the firefight and pick up the mags and fell out pretty much fucking instantly." "There was so many people the carpark was full so there's no real chance." Sirens, an ambulance passes him. "Gas Gas Gas" from Initial D plays.
15:55 - Weaving in and out of traffic. Possibly says "A little Need For Speed action"
16:55 - Feed cuts
props to the guy who charged and tried to stop him, he almost made it
someone transcribed what happened via text in that thread that brass linked
0:08 - Picks camera up to affix to head and show weaponry. Rifles, shotguns, magazines, visible kneepads and camo: "Let's get this party started."
0:30 - "Remember lads - subscribe to PewDiePie"
0:40 - Starts up car, GPS says "Turn right at the Hills Drive(?)" Fingerless gloves are visible.
0:50 - GPS: Turn left at X, then the same left towrads the city drive.
1:14 - Driving - Begins playing "Remove Kebab."
3:10 - Stops car. He mumbles, turns down the radio, turns camera to his face, makes a grimace. Sits quietly until 3:38 when he turns the music back up. He sits and listens until...
4:15 - Fiddles with his rifle, turns the light on, it has a strobelight sort of effect.
4:20 - Starts driving again, saying something inaudible.
4:52 - Another song begins, eastern europeany marching tune?
5:02 - Arrives at mosque, drives down long driveway and parks so that he blocks off the driveway.
5:57 - Gets out of car with rifle immediately after arriving.
6:00 - Goes into trunk, grabs shotgun. Still mumbling inaudibly but he sounds chipper.
6:28 - Walks past person leaving mosque and into the gates of the mosque.
6:35 - Two men are standing in front of the doors, he shoots at both of them. They go both down, one crawls away but is shot again. He drops the shotgun and switches to the rifle. It says "14" on it twice as well as "kebab remover" and other stuff.
6:56 - He enters an open area and fires freely, people are crowded in the corners to hide. This is an ineffective strategy. He checks the corners as he fires into the corner with the people. Lots of people die.
7:02 - Legitimately heroic act as guy tries to tackle him, but fails and gets shot down.
7:14 - He changes magazines. Moaning and guttural screaming in the background.
7:24 - He reenters the open area after checking the entrance and shoots at people hiding in the other corner. Lots of people die.
7:38 - He's just firing indiscriminately into the pile of bodies in the corner at this point. There's probably people playing dead in the piles. Occasional yelps from the pile.
7:54 - New mag, still shooting into the pile of bodies. This honestly looks like "No Russian" from Call Of Duty.
8:24 - Notices someone playing dead, shoots him. A man runs from the exit and apparently makes it, the shooter fires a few bullets towards the doors.
8:35 - He runs towards the exit, picks up one of his magazines from the ground. He walks over a couple of dead bodies and carefully exits with his gun up. He starts sprinting when he sees no one is there.
8:58 - He shoots at someone who is pretty far away. He heads back to his car where we hear the Waffen SS Choir remix - most faniys for being used by live internet streaming superstar @Null as a stream intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlGSEl97-Jc&bpctr=1552619837
9:26 - Goes into his trunk, which he left open, strangely, and drops his current rifle to the ground in exchange for one with a larger scope. Says "Bitch" and runs back out the sidewalk and towards the mosque.
10:15 - Fires at a person in the distance towards the mosque. Says something like "Looks like you won't get the bird today boys."
10:30 - Back to the mosque. Loud moans from the people inside.
10:45 - Not sure what's going on with the music but it's apparently being played from his person now, I believe he may have grabbed his phone from the car. Still listening to the Waffen SS Choir remix.
10:46 - Back into the open area with the piles of bodies. He shoots a guy that was sitting up and probably others.
11:00 - Just shooting corpses like an exceptional individual.
11:46 - He exits the mosque and fires at a woman fleeing. He hits her from like 30-40 feet away. The woman falls down near his car and begs for her life, he walks right up to her and shoots her.
12:13 - Arrives back at car, as soon as he does, "Fire" by Arthur Brown starts playing.
12:26 - He pulls off. "You'd have thought that was planned"
12:50 - Shoots at his own car's front window with pump action shotgun. Doesn't break, drives forward, tries again, nope.
13:26 - Shoots the passenger side window which instantly breaks, tries to fire again, gun doesn't fire. He drives off.
13:45 - Driving fast and breathing hard. New music, don't know what it is. Honks his horn at a crosswalk, driving wrecklessly
14:20 - Laughs, says something like "Mags(?) go down instantly." Driving carelessly down the middle of the road between cars.
15:00 - He mumbles, something about something he list. "Shit happens."
15:05 - "Left one full magazine back there I know for sure. Possibly more." "Had to run along in the middle of the firefight and pick up the mags and fell out pretty much fucking instantly." "There was so many people the carpark was full so there's no real chance." Sirens, an ambulance passes him. "Gas Gas Gas" from Initial D plays.
15:55 - Weaving in and out of traffic. Possibly says "A little Need For Speed action"
16:55 - Feed cuts
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