time to watch blood sucker movies

dyk that the myth of the "vaempyre" comes from early 17th century at a time when anal lubricant had not yet been discovered and gay men would "suck the blood" from each others assholes to clean up after an act of sodomy
 
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good memories - after seeing this as kids, we used to creep up on our friends' bedroom windows at night and scratch on them. We scared the shit out of each other doing that.

WTF were 10 yr old kids doing walking around the neighbourhood at night I don't know, different times, different times
 
Are we talking movies about lawyers or vampires? I just recently watched what we do in the shadows the movie and the TV series and they're both pretty great.
 
good memories - after seeing this as kids, we used to creep up on our friends' bedroom windows at night and scratch on them. We scared the shit out of each other doing that.

WTF were 10 yr old kids doing walking around the neighbourhood at night I don't know, different times, different times

It was the first scary movie I saw. Was staying at older cousins. They said "yah he'll be alright watching this". Man I was freaking out from some of the scenes. Then you want it years later thinking it will be scary and it's like.. "WTF is this crap?" I could make a scarier movie.. this is horse shit."

Watched original "Jaws" a couple months ago with the kids. Was funny as.

The window scene really had me concerned.

The other scene was where the boss vamp sits up.



I'd be taking a Hilti with a wooden stake in the end instead of jackhammer attachment.

Playing ADnD years later I was interested in the Monster Manual as it had all the details on how to kill them.

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8 +3 hit dice. AC 1. Special attacks/defences. That's one mean bitch to kill.
 
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honestly dude, maybe it's the fact that rye passed away recently but i legit feel bad, im sorry i upset you this much

kinda wish you had a better sense of humor about how you hotlinked my sig, you basically fell for the most basic tw/internet blunder and it really is mostly your fault imo. i bet if anyone else except i had done it you probably would have laughed

not that many ppl saw it, imaged get cached forever in browsers and i haven't brought it up at all

but for my part, im sorry dude

if you're up for it, feel free to pm me in discord because i seriously feel bad

not joking no troll srsly

even if you just want to talk shit to me directly instead of taking shots while i'm not around, please feel free - and once again, im sorry

:shrug:
 
honestly dude, maybe it's the fact that rye passed away recently but i legit feel bad, im sorry i upset you this much

kinda wish you had a better sense of humor about how you hotlinked my sig, you basically fell for the most basic tw/internet blunder and it really is mostly your fault imo. i bet if anyone else except i had done it you probably would have laughed

not that many ppl saw it, imaged get cached forever in browsers and i haven't brought it up at all

but for my part, im sorry dude

if you're up for it, feel free to pm me in discord because i seriously feel bad

not joking no troll srsly

even if you just want to talk shit to me directly instead of taking shots while i'm not around, please feel free - and once again, im sorry

:shrug:

That's a lot of bullshit words to say I'm wrong that you didn't report that I used ur pimply faced faggot picture. But we all know you did so stop being a pimply faced faggot and own it yourself, bro. Cheers.
 
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