I'm back, sluts!

I like how Kotz post here and pretends that the past doesn't exist. He is like the little kid you use to bully but would always come back, seemingly clueless that everybody can't stand your ass.
Yup its you. Holly shit. Don't derail this thread, else I'll start hating you again. Thank you.

Someone start a Guess which motherfucker is back thread. gfg.
 
arsin can u do anything cool like remember the weather every day of your life or pick up an instrument right away or something
 
I had a parrot once... I was 8... fucker wouldn't talk for me at all...when I moved to another country I had to give it to a friend of the family.. fucker started talking instantly

fuck parrots

edit: I heard a few years later it escaped and was eaten by a hawk or some other bird of prey... so karma motherfucker...who wants a cracker now?
 
this thread is like when the local tough guy finally gets beaten up and all the scared nerdgins come out and have a kick at him
 
All things considered I don't really regret the relationship. Ex was really attractive, we had good times, spent a lot of time travelling. It also allowed me to end up living in Germany for the better part of three years, motivated me to find legitimate employment and get my ass into a paid Masters program.

Kind of sucks that she was too young to handle the scope of a real relationship when the chips were finally down, but I'm not the kind of guy who sits around moping for months. Had a good two week bender, a week of gaming and and picked myself right the fuck up.

I'm really into this police officer tbh. She's adorable.
 
Jas have you heard this yet? I assume so because it's at 48 million, but just in case.

Never heard this before tomorrow, because Germany doesn't get a lot of the pop. these beats are so fresh that if you leave them out for a few hours they'll wilt

 
also

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guess which one is the adorable police officer
 
yeah, I should have included POSTED FROM MY iPAD MINI

I haven't figured out how to screencap an android phone yet, I'm not even sure it's possible with my software version.. I have a really old Android OS because it's the only one that works with both German/Canadian SIM cards
 
also this thread is now temporarily about music

here's a Metric-ish chick from Canada, she's actually getting wildly popular


and a good indie rock kind of song

 
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