We are currently standing live in the room of which was recently occupied by what is called a human whale. She attempted to hang herself, but in the proccess she fell though five floors and died in a big mess of fat and blood.
Hold on.... This just in, detects have found information on a gaming forum that has contributed to this suicide, by mentally damaging the whale, a guy named Colosus on the board was question and has now sent to pound me in the ass prision for 5 years and charged $10,000, there wasnt any reason as of yet, but we think it's because he allowed hot linking of this whale.