just got back from patient first w/ a kidney infection

i am a straight trans man do not cisplain to me

my dick is a cheddar-filled chorizo and my scrot is two pool balls stapled inside a chicken skin
 
God damn dude. That sucks balls. Good luck with that shit and the antibiotics.

Have you tried snaking that fucker with a throttle cable from a motorcycle or some shit?
 
If you pour a lime pixie stick up there in the morning it keeps that shit clean and chicks dig it. Also - stick a pop rock in the end.

PS - My thread said "Post your infractions". Not infections. ;)
 
just buy a pack of these babies and run one through the shaft a few times every day. that's what I do.

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You have pyelonephritis? Interesting. Do you have a kidney stone? I don't think I've ever seen pyelo in an otherwise healthy male.
 
you get that shit from sticking your dick into peoples poopers and not pissing the eye clean afterwards

you should probably stop the gay anal sex
 
TechnoDonut said:
You have pyelonephritis? Interesting. Do you have a kidney stone? I don't think I've ever seen pyelo in an otherwise healthy male.
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yes and no... although i could have a stone, they didn't check yet. no kidney pain tho, just helldick. going back in this afternoon

this morning pissing is back down to a 5/10 pain from 10/10 last night, tho i am also on my third tylenol 3

i asked the doctor how I might've got it and they were like lol idk
 
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