Originally Posted by Zanthious

Let me paint a picture of the non boomer world.

Boomers all Die.. Millennials start taking all the jobs left behind and realize they have to like work and take scheduled breaks and lunches. They cant just take off to practice in their ska band 3x a week. They get frustrated by this and post on twitter about how the man is repressing their creative abilities. They soon realize the man are their own age as the boomers are all dead. In a panic they start looking for who to blame, maybe a CIS white male or something but everyone is not trans orca.. As Time goes on all the yards across the world are overgrown as no one can figur eout how to start the lawnmower.. As time continues to pass there are massive rolling blackouts as no one is working the hard jobs as everyone is a software designer and the cloud dies. Total Anarchy ensues and the worlds first openly TransAlienGoat tries to elect another official to take the blame.

Somewhere someone is born and learn how to use a hammer. There is hope again. That kid is brutally murdered by welfare ghetto children who where homeschooled and never learned a language.

and all the stoner Xers still get passed over!

I***8217;m not sure even x***8217;ers can do what I do.

attention boomers

there will be a convention at country kitchen buffet courtesy of your friendly young neighbors @ 7 oclock

remember to eat all the chili

Originally Posted by Mr Jimmy Pop

I’m not sure even x’ers can do what I do.

Agreed

looks like boomers are trying to ruin a good thing, the golden age is coming to an end

The Millennial Lifestyle Is About to Get More Expensive - The Atlantic

Originally Posted by cael

looks like boomers are trying to ruin a good thing, the golden age is coming to an end

The Millennial Lifestyle Is About to Get More Expensive - The Atlantic

this just in, you need to have users who will pay you more than it costs to pay people to tweet about how awesome you are so they sign up for your app.


****ing New Concept in the financial world ya?

Originally Posted by cael

looks like boomers are trying to ruin a good thing, the golden age is coming to an end

The Millennial Lifestyle Is About to Get More Expensive - The Atlantic

I almost feel bad for Soft Bank.

Almost.

they need to pay for my lifestyle

Originally Posted by samUwell

I almost feel bad for Soft Bank.

Almost.

The guy owns soft bank is worth over 40b+

Why do you feel bad for him?

Also he probably knows a lot more about making money than you

Average jones of tw versus billionaire korean-japanese billionaire startup founder and angel investor lol

Because he dumped so much money into WeWork thinking it would be a great idea. I dunno, maybe it is but I sure don't see how. He got the CEO to step down but Im not exactly sure how that is going to help WeWork turn a 1+ billion dollar a year loss into a positive and give the CEO a billion.

But you are correct that I don't know anything remotely close to running a business with those kinds of numbers.

He didnt think it was a great idea he was trying to prop it along long enough to IPO it and fool the average investor and cash out which is what the goal of most tech startups is

Ahh... In that case, what a dick!

I have over 20 trillion red blood cells

he just gotta keep it going as long as possible, i don't want to have to pay more for the gig economy

Originally Posted by Mr Jimmy Pop

I***8217;m not sure even x***8217;ers can do what I do.

I bet I can, maybe not the helicopter stuff tho.

Had our first warm day this year, the ****ing lazy millennial who they hired for some unknown reason comes up and asks me what the "heat policy" is for the company.

I said "what? what part of the heat policy do you mean?"
"what do we do when it gets hot here?"
"you sweat more I suppose"
"but it's really hot"
"it's barely warm, wait until summer"
"this is unbearable"
"no, this is just normal. Not even close to being hot, we are joined to a foundry after all"
"but if this was a building site, everyone would have gone home by now"
"maybe, but this is a workshop, and we work here. Not some union run building site where no one cares how much money something costs or how long it takes. Besides, they are outside in the sun." "how would you like to go do a few weeks in the foundry, see how hot it gets in there?"
more sadface from the pissweak generation
"if it gets over 36C for an extended time you can have a break in the afternoon, and a cold drink. That's about it"
even more sadface

****ing lazy prick spends half the day sitting on his ass looking at his phone, the other half constantly eating **** (cup noodles and snack things in packets idk what the ****)
I swear in over 30 years of work I have never parked my ass on a bench or railing at work. Partly b/c back in the day it would have gotten kicked so hard I wouldn't have had time to clock off before I hit the street, partly b/c I am not a lazy ****, it's just not the done thing. No matter how many times I have told this ****, I walk around the corner and there he is sitting on his fat ass again.
For some reason they won't let me replace him so there must be a family connection or something going on.

I would rather have a boomer working 2 days a week than this ****.

I have a guy, 65 yrs old, does 4 days a week and is in there welding, fixing ****, digging crap out the back of machines non stop, every day, never complains, always helps out anyone who asks.

These are the sort of people they are trying to spit on.

/pro boomer rant

millenilals: wah you can't have a meeting at 8am i don't wake up til 10:30
boomers: wah you can't have a meeting at 3pm i came in at 5 bc i have menopause
gen xers: i'm homeless

for real i won't go to meetings before 10 or i'll have to take it remotely

Originally Posted by bowl of blood

boomers: wah you can't have a meeting at 3pm i came in at 5 bc i have menopause

A woman, sure. Women are weak, like millennials.

Boomer Bomb against all the ****en hurricanes of this world please hurry before impeachment we need a Maga wall of America asap

Originally Posted by TheVoiceOfReason

A woman, sure. Women are weak, like millennials.

actually i don't think i know any women who do that, it's pretty much only a male menopause thing. i deserve to leave at 1:30pm because i came in at 4 so that i could do nothing for 4 hours with no one around