hola from colombia

i must say, its really uncomfortable fucking "al cuatro" in a jacuzzi.

machine: at a brothel here, girls cost 35k COP for half an hour, 45k for a full hour. the conversion rate is around 2350:1. the street girls cost 25k/half hour + 12k for a shitty motel room a foot away from where they hang out. the higher end chicks cost 150k for as long as you want, all night, 2 hrs, 3 hrs, whatever.

i actually picked up a regular chick today just walking around the mall and had her in my jacuzzi for over an hour before we moved to the bed. i gave her 10k for cab fare when she left. i'll post a pic of me with her maybe. my spanish is doing a lot better here than i thought it would. seems like a little spanish gets you a long way here, people really go out of their way to help you fill in the blanks. almost no english is spoken here.

animo: i can't travel nonstop during the football season because it is my bread and butter monetarily. hell i made 5 grand on the florida game today which more than paid for this trip and then some.

the food here is so awesome, a huge steak w/ salad potato and a drink is 20k COP which is like 8 bucks. no hormones and shit in the food, i've been taking awesome shits. viagra is 80 cents for 2 50mg generic pills.. i bought some but i haven't used it yet.

the current count is 15. tonight is my last night in colombia, i'm resting up a little then heading out on the town to meet some of the friends i made here. i bought a sim card here for 20k COP then put 10k COP on it in minutes, in total around 13 bucks and thats given me a phone while i'm here very reasonably priced.

ps - thanks for derailing my thread rayn
 
i was 12 you stupid bitch

how much does one's appreance change from puberty to adulthood ???

not only are you ugly

you are mentally retarded
 
Rayn said:
So basically ptavv is a rapist. I guess it's true, ugly rapists still get laid, right?
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I meant that anyone who can go to a bar can find a slut to go home and have sex with.

You don't even really need to do that, just find a dumb horny one.

It's about 100x easier to get laid than TW seems to believe.
 
fraggle said:
at a brothel here, girls cost 35k COP for half an hour, 45k for a full hour. the conversion rate is around 2350:1. the street girls cost 25k/half hour + 12k for a shitty motel room a foot away from where they hang out. the higher end chicks cost 150k for as long as you want, all night, 2 hrs, 3 hrs, whatever.
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Do they accept gift certificates?
 
I laugh when I see these stupid bragging posts. Kids, you have no idea what some of us have done in our lives, and when you hit 100 women, I'll open my black book to page 2.
 
i hit 100 before i turned 27 burnyabad. i stopped counting after 500. what have you done in your life other than being the creepy 40 year old at the high school party?

next time you fuck 15 chicks in 6 days talk to me, okay old man?
 
fraggle said:
i hit 100 before i turned 27 burnyabad. i stopped counting after 500. what have you done in your life other than being the creepy 40 year old at the high school party?

next time you fuck 15 chicks in 6 days talk to me, okay old man?
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So did most of these Colombian girls have fake tits? I've heard a lot of them do :brows: curious if your experience was any different. It makes me wonder what the market is on 3rd world country plastic surgery. You had to have stumbled upon some pretty choice blow too, among other things. All and all it sounds like a fun trip, bet it was a blast.


p.s. Send your sports betting picks my way, I could use the extra $.
 
Cosmetic surgery is relatively cheap in Colombia compared to here (there aren't any multi-millionaire plastic surgeons with their own reality tv show, and obviously the dollar to peso conversion helps), so lots of people go there for surgery. That being said, it seems to me in my experience that most Colombian women don't actually need breast augmentation (unless it's a reduction).
 
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