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fast fact: they say that fast facts have become significantly slower in the past 3 years
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VeteranXX Contributor
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oh boy more sensationalist clickbait for internet bux
the editors that run these stories were the edgy kid in school, weren't they?
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Veteran++ Contributor
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probably just the kids that wanted to make money
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperTrap
Have we been here 20 years? Is TW that old? After that it doesn't matter. That proves you are throwing an irrational fit. Crying like a ***** in fact
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Who Posted?
Total Posts: 24
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SuperTrap 8
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I post on a forum. yeah.. you arn't mad at all
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Veteran4
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luvvvvvvvv c'n cuckfuk upset *****ass ****lib scumfux gotta b summa da best chit evuh alway fuk wit libral *****ass fukkn l0s3rz smdh lol
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperTrap
I post on a forum. yeah.. you arn't mad at all
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So there's this new internet thing where people and Russian bots get together and discuss things and stuff called... a forum. Can you believe that people actually do such a thing? I think they are all crazy. Sometimes, some of them post more than once in a minute. In fact, they have rules where you can only post so many times in 60 seconds.
Losers.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Holy snow-****. FWFWFWFWFFWFWFWFW
Quote:
I Made A Snow Man
By: Anonymous
8:00 AM - I MADE A SNOW MAN
8:10 AM - A FEMINIST PASSED BY AND ASKED, ***8220;WHY DIDN***8217;T YOU MAKE A SNOW WOMEN?!***8221;
8:15 AM - SO, I MADE A SNOW WOMEN
8:17 AM - MY FEMINIST NEIGHBOR COMPLAINED ABOUT THE SNOW WOMEN VOLUPTUOUS CHEST, SAYING ***8220;IT WILL OBJECTIFY SNOW WOMEN EVERYWHERE!***8221;
8:20 AM - THE GAY COUPLE LIVING NEAR BY THREW A HISSY FIT AND MAULED, ***8220;IT COULD HAVE BEEN TWO SNOW MEN INSTEAD!***8221;
8:22 AM - THE TRANSGENDER MAN WOMEN PERSON ASKED, ***8220;WHY DIDN***8217;T YOU CHOSE ONE SNOW PERSON WITH DETACHABLE PARTS?***8221;
8:25 AM - THE VEGANS AT THE END OF THE LANE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE CARROT NOSE SAYING, ***8220;EARTH VEGGIES ARE FOR FOOD AND NOT FOR DECORATING SNOW FIGURES!***8221;
8:28 AM - I WAS BEING CALLED A RACIST BECAUSE THE SNOW COUPLE WAS WHITE.
8:32 AM - A MIDDLE EASTERN GENT ACROSS THE STREET TOLD ME, ***8220;THE SNOW WOMEN HAD TO BE COVER UP!
8:40 AM - THE POLICE ARRIVED SAYING SOMEONE HAS BEEN OFFENDED.
8:42 AM - FEMINIST NEIGHBOR COMPLAINED AGAIN, ***8220;THE BROOM STICK OF THE SNOW WOMEN NEEDED TO REMOVED, BECAUSE IT DEPICTED WOMEN IN A ***8220;DOMESTIC ROLE***8221;...!***8220;
8:43 AM - THE COUNCIL OF EQUALITY OFFICER ARRIVED & THREATENED ME WITH EVICTION.
8:45 AM - TV NEWS CREWS FROM ABC STROLLED UP AND ASKED ME, ***8220;DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOWMEN AND SNOW WOMEN?***8221; I REPLIED, ***8220;SNOW BALLS***8221; AND NOW I***8217;M CALLED A ***8220;SEXIST!***8221;
9:00 AM - I WAS ON THE NEWS AS A ***8220;SUSPECTED TERRORIST***8221;, ***8220;RACIST***8221;, ***8220;HOMOPHOBE***8221;, ***8220;SENSIBILITY OFFENDER***8221; BENT ON STIRRING UP TROUBLE DURING DIFFICULT WEATHER.
9:10 AM - I WAS ASKED IF I HAD ANY ACCOMPLICES. MY CHILDREN WERE TAKEN AWAY BY SOCIAL SERVICES.
9:29 AM - FAR LEFT PROTESTERS OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING MARCHED TOWARDS MY PROPERTY DEMANDING FOR ME TO BE ARRESTED.
MORAL OF THE STORY? THERE IS NO MORAL TO THIS STORY. BECAUSE IT***8217;S WHAT WE HAVE BECOME ALL BECAUSE OF SNOW FLAKES!
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VeteranX
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"THERE IS NO MORAL TO THIS STORY. BECAUSE IT***8217;S WHAT WE HAVE BECOME ALL BECAUSE OF SNOW FLAKES! "
On the other hand, without snowflakes he wouldn't have been able to build a snowman in the first place.
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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in the end everyone had autism for reading any of that garbage mail gibberish
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VeteranXV
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I enjoy Christmas.
***8216;Tis the season to be jolly.
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VeteranXX
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tele there are mental health specialists who can help you with your problems fyi
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samUwell
Holy snow-****. FWFWFWFWFFWFWFWFW
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I call bull****. It takes much longer than 10 minutes to make a decent snowman.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Nuke the Hallmark channel
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Veteran³ Immigrant
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bowl of blood
hi, i'm a person that lets news articles tell me what to do. people who freak out about headlines are very brave and heroic for doing so, because i will literally do anything a newspaper or tweet says, completely absent of my own free will. i would prefer though if you could freak out about headlines in the form of a headline, as that is what i am most used to obeying.
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LMAO
says he vicenews of tw gossip
worried about what his spunk tastes like
anal sex is good or not
what is good price for Japanese hooker to pay for oral
Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails - VICE
have another drink on me
I'll be our bartender since the other one is so bad at his job
set to automation
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Veteran³ Immigrant
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trump ruined xmas
that they wanted ruined
but now really really want to celebrate again because he cancelled it
LMAO
he already gave them all TDS what else do they need this season?
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