I've climbed a telephone pole wearing an improvised harness made of rope in order to steal cable.
I've encountered a skunk while in the crawl space under a building while trying to steal cable.
I've stolen cable
I got wasted in Paris, France on the company dollar.
I've gone surfing and snowboarding on the same day.
I've played starcraft 2 and diablo 3.
Hmm...I think I'm apparently a pretty boring person.
I've laid flooring, retextured a ceiling, tore out and replaced a ceiling, done electrical work, removed brick walls, removed normal walls, and wired my living room for surround sound.