Dove into a swamp after a live alligator. Crawled under a house in eastern Kentucky after a loose baby cobra. Crawled under the same house for an adult false water cobra. Barehanded rattlesnakes,cobras,gator s,crocs....Been stung by scorpions,bitten by spiders, smacked around by a gators tail a time or two.
I also met Glenn Danzig when i was 14 and he was a total dick to me. I have hung out and gotten drunk with the members from GWAR. I lost my virginity in a cave when I was 15.
I have licked my own semen from my exes period blood engorged vagina on more then one occasion. ****ed a girl over 300 lbs. Tried to **** a girl over 300 lbs and told her either she was too big or the couch was too small.
I also once had a dog lick my ass while I was ****ing a girl. The dog was shaved from the neck down.
I let one ex piss all over my chest and stomach. Later I returned the favor except she drank my piss like water from heaven.
My ex threw up projectile style in my mouth once while we were ****ing. I swallowed it and continued. A friend of mine from high school ate my semen once by accident. I had jerked it into a bowl of warm oatmeal and he was hungry. Before I could say no he was eating the oatmeal and ****. (More to that story then that but oh well)
A bunch more sick **** and animal ****.