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View Poll Results: What's your adversity score?
1 3 11.54%
2 1 3.85%
3 1 3.85%
4 1 3.85%
5 0 0%
6 1 3.85%
7 2 7.69%
8 0 0%
9 0 0%
10 3 11.54%
14 53.85%
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Brasstax
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1 - 05-17-2019, 00:12
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On a scale from 1 to 10 with a wookie.

1 being completely non-adverse. It's as if you float through life without effort. Treasure rains down from the heavens on your day. Angels play ****ing horns for you when you wake up.

10 being all the adversity belongs to you.
You were born a baby and had to grow up.
Life was tough.
People were dicks.
Money was scarce.
They laughed at you and kept you down.
The whole world seems against you.
It sucked to be you.
You had no legs.
And a hideous face.
People pointed their fingers and laughed.
Angels farted in your general direction.
You really need some free **** to get back on track.


The wookiee means you are a wookiee*

*Can also mean you identify with being a wookiee which is good enough these days so we will keep that in mind.
 
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LGBR
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2 - 05-17-2019, 00:20
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pity vote
 
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Brasstax
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3 - 05-17-2019, 00:22
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**** you wookiee
 
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LGBR
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4 - 05-17-2019, 00:43
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rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaw wwwwwwgghghhhrrr
 
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5 - 05-17-2019, 01:18
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**** you whare!
 
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6 - 05-17-2019, 04:30
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i'll take a 10 please
 
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Brasstax
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7 - 05-17-2019, 04:34
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How can we help you, cael?
 
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HaPpY
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8 - 05-17-2019, 05:22
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with 1 being


and 10 being


im temporarily 1
 
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StapleMammal1
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9 - 05-17-2019, 06:39
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Will take the whale on the right for winter time. She looks warm.
 
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10 - 05-17-2019, 12:55
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2.

I would have picked 1 because seriously my life is p good overall, but I have two pets that are on the decline and that makes me sad.
 
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**** - your adjusted SAT is high, bro. Now would be the time to apply at a university or college of your choice. The use of this "adversity score" will surely spread out to housing applications, loans, concert ticket purchases, different odds in Vegas - just turn that adversity into free ****. Turn that frown upside down with some get out of jail free cards bro.
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StapleMammal1 View Post
Will take the whale on the right for winter time. She looks warm.
she could also plow the snow with that fupa
 
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Mr Jimmy Pop
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What***8217;s the average heterosexual American born white male***8217;s adversity score?
 
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The adversity starts at the moment of conception. Many factors are at play. What with the threat of abortion and such, these little creatures can have a 10 before they even turn into an embryo. The best bet is to just make some **** up about how you feel at the moment you want something for free.
 
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30 years in the military and I have never gotten a bj from a pair of twins.
 
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easilyodd
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Dear god I hope the lists get out. I***8217;d love to see the most adverse people. First most adverse on my list? Girls that volunteer to suck my dick without me having to put on a fake state trooper uniform and throwing the blue lights on them.

Who oversees the proper application of adversity? I may have wasted my adversity. ****!!
 
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17 - 05-17-2019, 21:05
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Is a pair of twins four people?
 
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RumbledFeathers
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18 - 05-17-2019, 21:21
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I would love to see what schools and jobs in the US would like if they were forbidden from collecting racial or gender data and just hire based on metrics/qualifications.
 
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19 - 05-17-2019, 21:28
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My score is 420
 
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StapleMammal1
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she could also plow the snow with that fupa
Even better.
 
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