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I'm sure they must do this at least in big cities in the US and A, but just checking.
You go to the bar straight from work and get rather wankered. You could get a cab but then you have to find your car tomorrow with a hangover, and best case that will suck balls, worse case you can't remember where you left it.
So. You call saferdriver and they collect you and your car and take you both home. Next morning you wake up with a mouth like a wino's ******* but at least your car is outside on the driveway. And for about 50% more than the cost of a regular cab.
What's not to like?
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Best to drive home, park your car and then uber there and back but, nothing wrong with having someone drive your car home for you.
It's the leading excuse for DUI's. "I didn't want to leave my car there and have to get it the next day."
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No matter what though, you still have to wake up in Dubai.
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Originally Posted by SuicideTaxi
No matter what though, you still have to wake up in Dubai.
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True that. Icing on an otherwise very hungover cake.
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VeteranXV
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Why not just hitch a ride on one of the droves of s?
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Originally Posted by OneSlickRex
Why not just hitch a ride on one of the droves of s?
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Truck's gonna smell bad. Driver's gonna smell worse. Not generally dropping off in my gated community. It's possible i'm being a bit negative though, i'll certainly look into it.
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i don't work with degenerate alcoholics who can't stand the looks of scorn and misery on their family's faces so i couldn't really say
ppl where i live go home and then go to the bar like normal adults
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Originally Posted by bowl of blood
i don't work with degenerate alcoholics who can't stand the looks of scorn and misery on their family's faces so i couldn't really say
ppl where i live go home and then go to the bar like normal adults
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You never go for a drink straight after work? I don't do it often but this service is great when I do. From work to bar is 5 miles, to take my car home and then go to bar and back is 40. So this is more convenient and cheaper. I guess if your work, home and bar are close together then less of an issue. Even better if all of the are in the same trailer.
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VeteranXX
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If you had friends irl this is what you might talk to them about
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Originally Posted by Buk Naked
If you had friends irl this is what you might talk to them about
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If you need a bandwagon to jump on, you're in luck buddy, here's one right now. Or, got anything original? Whoever the **** you are.
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Thanks for proving my point Captain ****wit.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Mitchdubai
Been thinking about binning this **** for a while now. Regardless of whether Spxnge is trolling or not, he makes a valid point. One of the few people on here who is genuinely entertaining, because he thinks funny goes a little bit beyond "this thread sucks". The only others that have anything at all i'm interested in reading is Al Muktar and Vanster.
Most of the rest of the brain donors in here simply aren't worth my time. You have the Methicans, Elvis Hitler and a few other spectacularly retarded tossers who couldn't string an original thought together if their lives depended on it. The delusional narcissist crew, Naptown, Obibun, LGBR etc. who have awesome lives (because they said so, on the internet). Glare and a bunch of nerdlings who still giggle amongst themselves about something that didn't happen 2 years ago, and Redmeat who is king of the internet because he can do Google a bit.
This whole thing has become Jerry Springer online.
So I set the negrep bar pretty high for you kids to aim at, plenty of you would be there already if you weren't being ignored so much. Protip: say something thought-provoking, even if it's controversial. Don't bang on about how awesome Dubai is. Because ****-trucks.
My only regret is not being able to stick around long enough to figure out how NGFM remembers to keep breathing.
Mitchdubai out...................... ............
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Thanks dood. I'm pretty good at quitting. Don't think I could do much better than that rant even now. Hi5 GL.
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nice 2 c midge***** bak 2 take mo slaps rite dafuq cross him wyte trash effemcuck *****ass fukkn l0s3r teefz n m0uf lykka guuuuud GUD lil midge***** fuccboi smdh lol
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VeteranXX
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They call it keys please here
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Mitchdubai
Whoever the **** you are.
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Mitch is big timing me now - I'm feeling the burn
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I think this 'safe driver' thing in Dubai is a sting operation. They are going to continue to run it for a while until they get the addresses of all the people that use it and then once they have a good database, arrest everyone for drinking alcohol in a dry state.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Mitchdubai
A thread i got 4 +reps for got deleted, i still have the +reps though. Every cloud.
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