I keep wild bears for pets.
I scratch my balls with a loaded .45.
I hammer nails with my face and pull them with my bare teeth.
I chew pine cones -- gum is for pussies.
Chuck Norris has nightmares about me.
I pull my own nose hairs just for fun.
I sneezed once and it killed a man.
I stare at the sun whenever I want, but it dare not stare back.
I eat coal and **** diamonds.
I ****ed your mother.
They call me Bill Brasky.
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