Penis tuning?

Brasstax

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Has anyone tried this penis tuning thing out? I guess you use a special tuning fork that is made just for oriental medicine. They kind of vibrate it around your dick and balls. When they find your special frequency, you can stay erect longer and shoot a bigger load farther than before.

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As I have gotten older, I have always thought that my penis needed a tune-up. Nothing major, just a little something. Maybe these will help.
 
when I clicked this thread I thought you were gonna put neon lights under your dick, put a spoiler on your balls and tattoo flames on the sides. I'm disappointed.
 
Trivial shit - if you own a tuning fork.

Strike it and then place it first on your skull in front of your ear and then behind your ear.
If it's louder in back you have an inner ear problem. (Congestion, water, infection)
The back position is a disjointed connection whereas the front is more direct to the anvil.
 
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