On a scale from 1 to 10 with a wookie.
1 being completely non-adverse. It's as if you float through life without effort. Treasure rains down from the heavens on your day. Angels play fucking horns for you when you wake up.
10 being all the adversity belongs to you.
You were born a baby and had to grow up.
Life was tough.
People were dicks.
Money was scarce.
They laughed at you and kept you down.
The whole world seems against you.
It sucked to be you.
You had no legs.
And a hideous face.
People pointed their fingers and laughed.
Angels farted in your general direction.
You really need some free shit to get back on track.
The wookiee means you are a wookiee*
*Can also mean you identify with being a wookiee which is good enough these days so we will keep that in mind.
1 being completely non-adverse. It's as if you float through life without effort. Treasure rains down from the heavens on your day. Angels play fucking horns for you when you wake up.
10 being all the adversity belongs to you.
You were born a baby and had to grow up.
Life was tough.
People were dicks.
Money was scarce.
They laughed at you and kept you down.
The whole world seems against you.
It sucked to be you.
You had no legs.
And a hideous face.
People pointed their fingers and laughed.
Angels farted in your general direction.
You really need some free shit to get back on track.
The wookiee means you are a wookiee*
*Can also mean you identify with being a wookiee which is good enough these days so we will keep that in mind.
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