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Yes, late to the party, but holy shit Audrey Hepburn as been reincarnated....

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Personalities? What the hell does a hot piece of trim need with a personality? Bitch needs to look good and keep her mouth shut, end of story.

amidointhisrite?
 
Not as long as you are actually self aware that you are a full blown cynical pessimist.

but you have to admit....

you know you are getting old when you see a hot piece of ass and instead of thinking how you would do almost anything to fuck her....instead think about how much of a nagging, narcissistic, shrill, succubus, pain in the balls she must be.

how it might be worth it...but only as long as you are inside her.
 
That's your brain souring the grapes.

The girl's the same and has just as much of a chance at being vapid vs cool as she did X years ago... The difference is that you're old\married\settled\getting fat\useless\don't go out and do the kind of shit where you'd even interact with a hot little treat anymore.

You can't have it, and your brain is making that okay for you. The very definition of sour grapes.
 
The difference is that you're old\married\settled\getting fat\useless\don't go out and do the kind of shit where you'd even interact with a hot little treat anymore.

lol

damn...all of the above button please

u may very well be right. too much life sucked out of me, by complete succubus', to try as hard anymore.
 
Hey, it sounds bad until you realize the alternative is being creepy old dude in the club or creepy old dude at the music festival, or creepy... well, let's face it if you're old and not doing old people stuff you're creepy.
 
Unless you're in Europe, they're all creepy and old and the women like them because they're the only ones with money. The states, not so much.
 

And here I couldn't help but think they've seen each other's assholes. Not from fucking or fun stuff like that. They look like the type to hold a Brazilian, bleaching and botox party. They also look like they'd go for a group bleaching discount. Maybe just comparing bleachings to find out who had the better Vietnamese girl. Might just be good friends checking each others teeth. Nope, no spinach stuck to either end.

And then they'd end their friendship over which one gets to stay with the really good looking broke guy they met in Cancun.
 
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