[MoM] Gort
Veteran XX
I got a new whiteboard installed in my office today.
Spoiler
It's quite remarkable.
I resemble that remark.Thinking better outside the box doesn't mean you're clever.
SpoilerIt means you're claustrophobic.
Ah! Clever.Two lions walk into a bar and order a beer. The barmaid looks at them and immediately begins to berate them.
"A beer?! Look you mangy felines, we don't serve tigers, we don't serve bears, and we DAMN sure don't serve lions! Get out you wastes of space!!"
One of the lions, enraged, leaps on the barmaid and eats her.
A few minutes later, while the lions are sitting at the bar enjoying their beer, the first lion turns to the second and says, "Man, this beer is really going to my head. I feel dizzy and sleepy."
"It's not the beer," says the other lion.
Spoiler"It's probably the bar bitch you ate."
A friend of mine had his whole left side amputated nearly a year ago. He struggled and suffered through many, many infections.
But he's all right now.
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What are the odds there is someone here just as dumb as you?What do you call a deer with no eyes?
SpoilerNo idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no balls?
SpoilerNo fucking idear
What do you call deer with no eyes, no balls, and no legs?
SpoilerStill no fucking idear
*edit* What the fuck I came here to post this, and someone already had... what are the odds?
What are the odds there is someone here just as dumb as you?