so i got a 15 year old pregnant

Bounty said:
He can't help it ... he's a master storyteller a'la "Big Fish."
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Except that Big Fish was actually well done.

But hey, El Mar got the attention that he wanted, so everything's good. Though it probably would have been easier if he had just said, "Hey, everybody! Look at me! I need attention to be happy!" :)
 
El Mariachi said:
that's cool.

but imagine what would happen if i actually did mess with a 15 year old?
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:rofl:
its funny how no one's reading these and just keep saying "it has to be BS, im calling BS cause of this!"

i congradulate u on ur humorous, boner-ensuing story
 
Now if Tahnit posted this

"Omg gus help i think i done a bad thing. i made love to this 14 year old girl named stacy and her parents found out. they're thinking about pressing charges. plz don't judge me, becuz this wasn't molestation. she's a very smart girl and we love each other very much."
 
Hrmm ...

Just another night, another bar, another town,
I was talking to myself though the guys were all around,
Then she walked up started dancing on the bar,
I showed her to my car.

All her high school friends started coming to our shows,
I admit they caught my eye and my wallet and my nose,
But no one comes close to the girl that I loved first,
Maybe I'm just cursed.

Officer I swear she said she's 19, Didn't check her ID,
You know that you would do the same,
Finally a girl who looks up to me, She can't see through me,
She can't see anything I don't want her to see,
We always manage to agree.

Finally I saw the light we didn't have to wait,
Come on darling pack your bags we'll move to another state,
New Mexico says you can marry at 16, Now I got my mini-queen.

Officer I swear she said she's 19, Didn't check her ID,
You know that you would do the same,
Finally a girl who looks up to me, She can't see through me,
She can't see anything I don't want her to see,
We always manage to agree.

In New Mexico life is dry there's not much grass,
and my little cutie earns our rent she's pumping gas,
This morning she met the cutest girl at a bar,
Guess we have to move to Utah.

Officer I swear she said she's 19, Didn't check her ID,
You know that you would do the same,
Finally a girl who looks up to me, She can't see through me,
She can't see anything I don't want her to see,
We always manage to agree.
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samuelk said:
You're gonna have to not try so hard if you want to fool people, El Mar. It works better if you're subtle about it.
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I was personally hurt when people thought I cut and pasted the story from somewhere else, I wrote all that shit myself.

But I had a dilemma, I could add the indulgences of detail- such has me approaching from behind and her backing into me and risk getting called out easily- or I could omit that and make it EXTREMELY difficult for me to get you to believe it is bullshit if most people bought it.
 
SpadeX said:
Now if Tahnit posted this

"Omg gus help i think i done a bad thing. i made love to this 14 year old girl named stacy and her parents found out. they're thinking about pressing charges. plz don't judge me, becuz this wasn't molestation. she's a very smart girl and we love each other very much."
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LOL dont change the subject. We are reaming elmar
 
El Mariachi said:
I was personally hurt when people thought I cut and pasted the story from somewhere else, I wrote all that shit myself.

But I had a dilemma, I could add the indulgences of detail- such has me approaching from behind and her backing into me and risk getting called out easily- or I could omit that and make it EXTREMELY difficult for me to get you to believe it is bullshit if most people bought it.
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I have no problems believing you could dry hump a 15 year old.

What gives it away is taking a girl you are having sex with to a "make-out" place without a condom.
 
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El Mariachi said:
- or I could omit that and make it EXTREMELY difficult for me to get you to believe it is bullshit if most people bought it.
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Hrmm ... now I'm starting to think he really DID get a 15-year-old pregnant.

You fucking sleaze.
 
El Mariachi said:
I was personally hurt when people thought I cut and pasted the story from somewhere else, I wrote all that shit myself.

But I had a dilemma, I could add the indulgences of detail- such has me approaching from behind and her backing into me and risk getting called out easily- or I could omit that and make it EXTREMELY difficult for me to get you to believe it is bullshit if most people bought it.
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I think people thought it was pasted from somewhere else because it was so poorly written. I wouldn't take credit for it if I were you.
 
SpadeX said:
Now if Tahnit posted this

"Omg gus help i think i done a bad thing. i made love to this 14 year old girl named stacy and her parents found out. they're thinking about pressing charges. plz don't judge me, becuz this wasn't molestation. she's a very smart girl and we love each other very much."
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"edit: nm she died in a carcrash like all my loved ones its coo :>"
 
samuelk said:
I think people thought it was pasted from somewhere else because it was so poorly written. I wouldn't take credit for it if I were you.
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people kept saying it was to WELL written for me to have done it... so go figure
 
El Mariachi said:
people kept saying it was to WELL written for me to have done it... so go figure
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That's because they're kissing your ass.

Or it just proves that you read a lot of porn.

But I was mainly commenting on the fact that it was poorly written, meaning it was just bad prose, and had a lot of grammatical errors.
 
El Mariachi said:
people kept saying it was to WELL written for me to have done it... so go figure
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That just means people think you're a bigger idiot than the people who usually write this crap ;)
 
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